Best Valet Poems

Science…
  a handmaiden of knowledge

The upstairs maid
  in a mansion of discovery

Chauffeuring itself
  along roads it has built

A quantitative valet
  —in the closet of the unknown

(Villanova Pennsylvania: April, 2019)...

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I watched her lift her leg and fart
and said that must be age and heart
But wondered why she needed help
when all that gas was power felt

And thought her sick for just the cause
and yelled at her for what it was
And said I saw her let...

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Etude in Prose
{SCRIPT to prose}

SCRIPT::
I am afraid you presume too much
Mr Battersea   If I have lent you
reason to believe this
   I assure you otherwise  

Accept my apologies please Miss Schofield
  I did not mean to offend  News I...

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It’s great to be a member of the global elite,
   The bean poles in my garden are standing proud and neat.
Organic veg is thriving thanks to ample bags of peat.
   I never hear a siren roaming down my street.

I’m fairly relaxed...

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