Best Urinate Poems

I think no stimulus could be
as potent as the one to pee.
A feeling frequent and innate
is this - the urge to urinate.
It comes each day...

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Feeling the desolation, of smothering air
Hemmed in by crowds; the obliqueness of fear
Throng of the city and no sight of the sun
Incessant noise and the...

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A is for a**l
B is for balls
Share them or wear them
Tucked up in your smalls
C is for condoms 
Of all shapes and sizes
D is for...

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On grassy field, with shady trees;
A lake to contemplate.
There is so much to discover,
and so much space to urinate.

An old man on a garden seat,
gives...

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"I carry your heart with me (I carry it in my heart) I am never without it"
Quote by: E. E. Cumming

I run some water
But your...

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There's an 'Idea'
Floating in the Air.
Neither Tea nor Coffee,
Neither Whiskey nor Vodka
Were able to Pull it In.

Paper looks Pale and Bored.
Pen, Bladder filled with Ink,
Is...

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Walking alone in the middle of the night
Holding hands with the cold in the pale moon light

I hear more than my footsteps; look over my...

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Hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle
   when off to see a crooked man and woman
whilst cowards jumped over moo ving little
...

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To hell with them! I never think of them 
I forget they exist, until I spot them 
Then I get mad!

Oh yes, I loathe them...

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Yes, indeed,
I'm not quite up to speed,
These days, anyway...
Let me tell you, if I may...
The 20 odd meds I must take,
Each and every day...
Hope you...

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I'm just a regular guy with a regular job,
Just your average, run of the mill suburbanite slob.
I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane,
while motorists...

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I met a proper woman in a proper pub on a Monday in Peoria. It was noon, time for lunch, and we were sitting stool...

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While Being Raped

While being raped yell fire!
Neighbors fear for their property not you
Remember firemen have axes also  
To chop his thingy in two

While being...

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Dear Menopause,

             Thank you for the irregular menstrual flow
    ...

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I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job.
I'm just your average suburbanite slob.
I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane,
while people behind me are...

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