Best Ung Poems

BIG IDEAS


UNG!!!!  Fire was the big idea
Flaming Woolly Mammoth on a hot stick

OHH!!   The wheel was the big idea
Woolly Mammoth are heavy

Caves were the big idea
Condos of cohabitation.

Cave Drawings were the big idea
Decorative stories

Road Trips were the big idea
Keep moving with the...

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Screwed XIV Contest
Sponsor: Rob Carmack 

Addicted...
Betrayed by my excess
Caught and restricted
Deniably distressed
Ever since that Thursday
Friday came too soon
Guilty in the worst way
Hung out under pains moon
Insinuating my recovery
Joking, laughing, weeping
Karen made a discovery
Laura left not sleeping
Made me a warm bath
Narcotics were my death
Owning a broken...

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The moon is peeking o'er the blushing reach
Hung low to splash the skies with Milky Way
Each beam it softly weaves upon this beach

Finds me deep in the throes of love's decay
I never knew how hot your embers burned
Red glowing as our epic stars were crossed
Each...

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Fit like? Foos yer doos?	How are you.  How are you getting along?
Dee yer av the news?		Have you heard the news?
Aye ! Woppin aint it?		Huge, isn’t it.
Pitched a fit !
They sai e larst is ed
a noo, dun’t mik foon o the dead
Quartered to the Auxters	armpits
‘ung...

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This is my heart
It is stronger than you think 
It's strength was built on pure abundance of love
Everyday I breathe, live, love, feel, scream and laugh 
It pounds ever so fast and keeps me holding on
My heart is true only to me and the people...

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(York Assizes, 20th August 1612)
Judge Sir James Altham, Speyks,

Tha wi power t’ eeal
wi power t’ cumfort
logic an’ knowledge
ney i’ t’ nivver t’ be,
nobbut God grants ‘is 
holy wesdom t’ select few.
T’ thee wi nooa gumption
livin’ i’ t’ rural backwatter
I’ t’ meant t’ be,
larned yan mun...

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Sixty Years Wed

Sixty years since the magnificent day
In many precious moments along the way
Xanadu in impeccable joy
That no one in the world could ever cloy
You were joined in married bliss to enjoy.

You are together where you both belong
Every day it’s clear your love remains strong
And...

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M-icrorganism
I-n
C-ontact
H-as
A-ffected
E-very
L-ung
A-s

S-anitation
I-s
G-iving
U-s
A-dvantage

Topic: Birthday of Michaela Alexis Sigua (April 02) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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N-icely
E-vade
L-ung
D-isease
I-solating
N-otorious
G-erms

B-y
R-emaining
I-n
N-eatness
A-nd
S-anitation

Topic: Birthday ofNelding Briñas (April 02) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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A-pplied
P-rotocol
R-ightfully
Implements
L-ung

P-rotection
A-s
D-istancing
R-ules
I-ntensify
Q-uarantine
U-pending
E-pidemic

Topic: Birthday of April C. Padrique (April 06) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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E-pidemic
V-irus
E-erily
L-ets
Y-ucky
N-astiness

L-ethally
E-mploy
O-nerous
S-pread
A-pplying
L-ung
A-ilment

Topic: Birthday of Evelyn A. Leosala (May 08) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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S-top
A-nd
R-epulse
A-ilment's
H-azardous

J-eopardy
A-s
L-ung
I-mmunity
L-ets
U-s
L-ive

Topic: Birthday of Sarah Jalilul (May 08) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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D-isease
O-perates
N-owadays
N-efariously
A-ttacking
B-ody's
E-very
L-ung

C-orner
A-s
B-ad
O-utcome
T-ruly
A-nnoys
J-ust
E-veryone

Topic: Birthday of Donnabel V. Cabotaje (April 01) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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R-age
O-f
C-oronavirus
H-urts
E-ach
L-ung
L-etting
E-veryone

C-lean
A-s
R-isky
D-isease
U-ses
C-ontact
E-xecution

Topic: Birthday of Rochelle M. Carduce (April 01) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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