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Best Under The Table Poems

Below are the all-time best Under The Table poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of under the table poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member I LOVE YOU
I wonder why
It's always so strange
                   ...

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Categories: under the table, girlfriend-boyfriend, lovelove,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Boozer Not a Loser
A billionaire, he knew each wine by name

Todd Worthington of inheritance fame

      Blindfolded he taste-tested

     Fans...

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Categories: under the table, funnywine,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member howl beyond reason
“Being crazy isn't enough.” ? Dr. Seuss

Jabberwocky's growl
Jabberwocky howl
howl at little girls
howl at the moon
moon with your pants down
moon over Manhattan
Manhattan nights
Manhattan Knights
Knights in White...

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Categories: under the table, analogy, crazy, word play,
Form: Blitz
Premium Member CHEERS -PLEASE JOIN IN THE COLLABORATION
I had an old auntie called Mable
Who could drink men under the table
She’d tell folks of her gout
Sup up six pints of stout  -
then...

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Categories: under the table, drink, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Sad truth Inside reality bites sincerity
No one lives in a democracy opening word lie 
Let's be frank for a moment we are all slaves 
unto a taxpaying system none the...

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Categories: under the table, class, corruption, deep, political, power, trust,
Form: Political Verse
FRIENDS DONT LET FRIENDS DRUNK DIAL!
Friends don't let friends drunk dial
or drunk text
for some reason when alcohol mixes into the bloodstream
it is like a "hit or miss"
some people get drunk...

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Categories: under the table, socialme, drink, fun, life, me,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member MISSING TOM
My cherished tomcat went missing
I sat at home in floods of tears
He’d been my devoted companion
I’d had him for so many long years

So I put...

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Categories: under the table, cat, humorous,
Form: Rhyme



When First We Met
When first I set eyes
On that long brown hair and thoose slender thighs.
Darlin I have to admit.
It did more than make my blood pressure rise.

I...

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Categories: under the table, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Ash Can
The Ash Can  ©

I got the call on Sunday night.  I was traveling on business.  When I looked at the caller ID
...

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Categories: under the table, bereavement, introspection, lost love, suicide,
Form: Dramatic monologue
Premium Member Rouging of the Lamb B
My sweet mother of pearl
struck a ruby eyed reef 
then quickly sank into the deep,
just shy of the cay of life. 
Don't remember much about...

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Categories: under the table, childhood, pain,
Form: Narrative
Parts of Speech
In English there are different types of words.
Like articles, prepositions, nouns, adjectives and verbs
They have special functions and they teach
Us to distinguish the various parts...

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Categories: under the table, word play,
Form: Light Verse
--Clerihew--

Monica Lewinsky
her under the table act was very risky
must be an expert and swift
to claim that Presidential gift.
...

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© kash poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: under the table, dedication,
Form: Clerihew
Sitting On The Ground - Our Friendship Bond and Our Vital Vows
I’m sure of it – we’ll do good enough in the long run
Let the crazy, busy, and sunny day begin and I welcome the sun
Do...

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Categories: under the table, addiction, adventure, beauty, cute love, dedication,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Glances, Winks, Smiles

a flick of the hair    head tilt-
a little coquetish smile          a teasing question
all...

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© Dear Heart  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: under the table, emotions, fun, silly,
Form: Free verse
Eavesdropping
Eavesdropping

A good man is hard to find
Said my Nana,
That was the day I saw tears in her eyes
As she nervously stuff the monthly tithe in...

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Categories: under the table, dedication,
Form: Free verse
MAUNDY THURSDAY
Kirby's no Catholic, at least he doesn't believe 
the Pope's infallible. Infallibility's for me, 
the one he counts on for treats under the table 
when...

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© Nola Perez  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: under the table, pets
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Island of Fantasy
Island Of Fantasy Contest
Sponsor: Nayda Ivette Negron


I shared a margarita with you as we tip-toed through the sandy shores of Beautificia Island. No one in...

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© Lu Loo  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: under the table, love, mountains, nature, passion, universe,
Form: Haibun
Nothing More Or Less
Millions of lives and souls untold
And to account it all
Words, lines, films
Imagination trims
A sliver of soft, scarlet ribbon
Hollywood rounds
Quills deliver
Writers flare with passion so strong
Filling...

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Categories: under the table, absence, abuse, addiction, adventure, analogy, anger,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Warts and all
There was once a woman
who lived on Sheffield's London road
with greasy unwashed hair
black crooked teeth
and huge wart on the end of her nose.

Her eyes were...

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© Peter Dome  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: under the table, funny, funny love, giggle, humor, humorous,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member PUZZLE
PUZZLE

talking about art
there is a picture I love
pablo picasso
it is his three musicians
a study in cubism

the three dressed as clowns
clarinet    guitar ...

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Categories: under the table, mysterydog, dog,
Form: Tanka
Premium Member waitress manifesto
the noose around my neck only a little colorful scarf on my last day as a slave

to the chefs always screaming their short comings as...

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Categories: under the table, celebrity, work, drug,
Form: Free verse
Brahms and Liszt
Happy.  Genial.  Merry.  Jolly
Blottoed, blasted, etched and blitzed
Mellow, foggy, hazy, squiffy
Tipsy.  Tiddly.  Brahms and Liszt

Dazed, zombied, tanked-up, trollied
Ganted, gubbed, guttered
Bladdered,...

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Categories: under the table, drink,
Form: List
The Shadow Man (aka The Story of Freddy Krueger)
*THIS IS NOT MY STORY, BUT IT IS A STORY I THINK EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW!

There was a man working at our school. No one knew...

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Categories: under the table, deathgirl, school, parents, girl, mother, parents,
Form: I do not know?
And he feeds her
Crisp cool chardonnay drenches their lips,
it's flavour running rivulets over their tongues
eyes widen over the candlelit table,
and he thinks about giving her sons

Rich sticky risotto...

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© Lisa Cole  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: under the table, food, sensual,
Form: Rhyme
Friend or Foe
The man I married, so handsome and young
A drop of sweet sorbet on a parched tongue
I cooked his family traditional dessert one night
“Best I ever...

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Categories: under the table, husband, marriage,
Form: Limerick