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Premium Member One Thing Or the Udder
The milk at the farm stand is udderly delicious....

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Categories: udder, humor,
Form: Monoku
Premium Member One Way Or An Udder
Purple-haired teens of large girth,
courageously saving the earth,
are staging big pours
in grocery stores;
they're milking for all that it’s worth!


https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/animal-rebellion-protestors-pour-milk-across-uk-shop-floors-including-harrods-an/...

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Categories: udder, nonsense, silly,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member The Other Udder
 If a first you don't succeed, scream bloody murder
Lie's not fair it's automatic just blast it on full burner
Scream if you must
While you thrust
Forward till grabbing the other udder...

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Categories: udder, fun,
Form: Limerick

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