Wen Hairy Met Tarry

(Revised with new homophone added in. Thanks for the catch, Becca!) *Wants upon **uh thyme inn uh would, uh vary gneiss prints named Hairy met inn the missed, hi awn the bow of uh tree- uh ferry named Tarry. The ferry felt lo, fore he was week, and he was inn knead of sum meet. He bald, “Whoa is me. Eye cant even stand hear awn my own too feat! My pour hart is braking, and I’m inn pane. The last thyme that eye eight was daze ago. Ewe sea, I’m inn uh hays and due naught feel sow grate. Eye parish and long fore whine and ham. Even bettor wood bee lam! Butt eye wood settle four uh peace of bred with sum suite bury jam!” Prints Hairy new he had sum mince, sum Tick Tax that **whir inn the pear of gnu read genes he war. He took them out and waived them inn the heir. *“Lickerish to, eye halve write hear!” Prints Hairy tolled the ferry. “Its naught much, butt pleas dew eat. Later awn, wheel dyne and make marry.” Prints Hairy placed the ferry Tarry aun his pail ***wight hoarse. Then aweigh the roil with the ferry hastened aun his homeward coarse. Awl day long they road and road. ***Wen the ferry started to grown. Suddenly, from the hoarse, both the man and ferry whir throne. Hungrily they paste beneath the setting son and threw the knight. They pressed awn until mourning. Hairy’s residents came inn cite! Prints Hairy’s wife had supper ready, and she’d maid uh pi. From udder happiness, the ferry thought that he mite dye! She *heeded up they’re food four them. They both had groan sew pail! She listened as the ferry Tarry tolled his tragic tail . . . of how heed lost his weigh and, four food, had knot won crumb until her deer spouse rescued hymn. At last, his prints had come! Written April 10, 2015, using homophones from various lists. Note: I did not use letters, for example, U for “you” ; they were not on the lists I found. Neither was “hee” which I was going to use for “he.” The main list used was The HOMOPHONES LIST of John F Troutman and Joy A Miller * these are a few more homophones I found on Wikipedia’s list. ** these homophones appear on Homophones.com, perhaps the most comprehensive one. *** These homophones, perhaps antiquated, are from Suber & Thorpe British English