A Fashion Trend I Have To Point Out

A British designer of clothing and such Is showing an outfit a bit out of touch It’s all made of leather but that’s not my beef It’s straight from a cow but from far underneath She wanted some leather but did not want to pay She heard that the tanners threw nipples away She gathered up nipples; 3000 in all And stitched up a gown for the next Cow Town Ball She fashioned the nipples into genteel rosettes A floor-length leather gown for the disarming coquette But the critics all panned it all over the joint The designer just sighed; said they don’t get the point The critics replied, that is all that we see And a dress made of nipples is pointless to me But the British designer said she’d try another And this time use more than the tip of the udder Mdailey 9/6/12 Google Rachel Freire to see her designs.