Mike Dailey Poet Rhyme

A Fashion Trend I Have To Point Out

A British designer of clothing and such
Is showing an outfit a bit out of touch
It’s all made of leather but that’s not my beef
It’s straight from a cow but from far underneath
She wanted some leather but did not want to pay
She heard that the tanners threw nipples away
She gathered up nipples; 3000 in all
And stitched up a gown for the next Cow Town Ball
She fashioned the nipples into genteel rosettes
A floor-length leather gown for the disarming coquette
But the critics all panned it all over the joint
The designer just sighed; said they don’t get the point
The critics replied, that is all that we see
And a dress made of nipples is pointless to me
But the British designer said she’d try another
And this time use more than the tip of the udder

Mdailey	9/6/12

Google Rachel Freire to see her designs.

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James Horn September 28, 2013 at 6:17 PM In some sentence there were nipples Which were followed by participles And a queen often wears a crown, But not in bed when she's with a gown. Disaster was utter and beyond So they decided to abscond Ad idea for a poem that you had; No wonder it turned out very bad.

Ilene Bauer September 6, 2012 at 3:04 PM ha! very funny - it's hard to believe that it's true, but i believe you. great ending! Mike Dailey September 7, 2012 at 6:18 AM Yes it is true - I love to find and comment on these odd stories. thanks for reading and the kind comment

Carol Sunshine Brown September 6, 2012 at 3:03 PM Hoping you continue to find the inspiration to write and share your wonderful poetry with us Mike. I enjoyed reading your poetry very much today. Love, Carol Mike Dailey September 7, 2012 at 6:19 AM Thanks Carol. I have been away from PS for a while - just not inspired to post even though I still write them. I hope to get back in the practice and fun of PS. Mike