Melancholy Moods of a Cow

I think my MOO MOJO has let me down
that HE bull, Morris, just grunts and frowns
he doesn't even glance around
when I pass by, I'm just another COW.

Those devilish twins, Dan and Dick
sneak out at night to play their tricks
while I try to sleep, they go COW DIP
and knock me down, they need a good WHIP.

And every morning, when Sally MILKS me
she pulls so hard, it nearly KILLS me
It's an UDDER shame, one day, you'll see
I'll KICK her good, when she ain't looking!

I'm in a baneful MOOD, I feel so alone
Just wandering along, I MOO and I MOAN
I chew my old CUD and aimlessly roam
Wish I weren't filled with these dang HORMONES!   





Written on 2/19/2016
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Kendrick Avatar
June 18, 2016 at 2:45 PM
Congrats on your win..Sara
Roper Avatar
June 8, 2016 at 5:30 PM
Congratulations on your win, Laura, very cute story.
Leiser Avatar
June 9, 2016 at 8:34 PM
Thank you for my placement in your contest, Eve! I'm glad you liked the humor in my poem :)
Allison Avatar
June 8, 2016 at 4:43 PM
Many congrats on your win Laura:-) hugs Jan xx
Leiser Avatar
June 9, 2016 at 8:34 PM
Thank you, Jan :)
Leiser Avatar
June 9, 2016 at 8:34 PM
Thank you, Jan :)
Godwin Avatar
February 20, 2016 at 5:43 AM
Ultra Cute! CayCay
Leiser Avatar
February 20, 2016 at 2:40 PM
Thanks, CayCay :D
Scars Avatar
February 19, 2016 at 7:33 PM
Laura, perfect for the contest! I've been wondering about this contest, you nailed it! Good luck -luloo *smiles*
Leiser Avatar
February 20, 2016 at 12:14 AM
Glad you liked my poem, Laura :)
Allison Avatar
February 19, 2016 at 4:02 PM
Fabulous personification so cleverly written and so humourous I love it Laura! good luck in the contest:-) hugs Jan xx7
Leiser Avatar
February 19, 2016 at 4:38 PM
Thanks, Jan! So glad you liked it! I'll hav'ta take a gander at your limerick contest soon ;)
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