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Melancholy MOODS of a Cow

I think my MOO MOJO has let me down that HE bull, Morris, just grunts and frowns he doesn't even glance around when I pass by, I'm just another COW. Those devilish twins, Dan and Dick sneak out at night and play their tricks while I try to sleep, they go COW DIP and knock me down, they need a good WHIP. And every morning, when Sally MILKS me she pulls so hard, it nearly KILLS me It's an UDDER shame, one day, you'll see I'll KICK her good, when she ain't looking! I'm in a baneful MOOD, I feel so alone Just wandering along, I MOO and I MOAN I chew my old CUD and aimlessly roam Wish I weren't filled with these dang HORMONES! Written on 2/19/2016

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Date: 6/18/2016 2:45:00 PM
Congrats on your win..Sara
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Date: 6/8/2016 5:30:00 PM
Congratulations on your win, Laura, very cute story.
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Laura Leiser
Date: 6/9/2016 8:34:00 PM
Thank you for my placement in your contest, Eve! I'm glad you liked the humor in my poem :)
Date: 6/8/2016 4:43:00 PM
Many congrats on your win Laura:-) hugs Jan xx
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Laura Leiser
Date: 6/9/2016 8:34:00 PM
Thank you, Jan :)
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Laura Leiser
Date: 6/9/2016 8:34:00 PM
Thank you, Jan :)
Date: 2/20/2016 5:43:00 AM
Ultra Cute! CayCay
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Laura Leiser
Date: 2/20/2016 2:40:00 PM
Thanks, CayCay :D
Date: 2/19/2016 7:33:00 PM
Laura, perfect for the contest! I've been wondering about this contest, you nailed it! Good luck -luloo *smiles*
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Laura Leiser
Date: 2/20/2016 12:14:00 AM
Glad you liked my poem, Laura :)
Date: 2/19/2016 4:02:00 PM
Fabulous personification so cleverly written and so humourous I love it Laura! good luck in the contest:-) hugs Jan xx7
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Laura Leiser
Date: 2/19/2016 4:38:00 PM
Thanks, Jan! So glad you liked it! I'll hav'ta take a gander at your limerick contest soon ;)