Best Tummy Poems

"Oh, dear! There's a lion in my tumbly,"
Winnie the Pooh, said, "I'm feeling numbly"
I'll climb up the tree and get some honey.
Nothing'   like sweet honey on a sonny
Day near the honeybees playing dumbly.


2/16/2022...

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There was this enormous Mummy
Who loved to eat foods that were Yummy
She would eat and eat lots of Jelly
Which gave her a big, big Belly
And that was the Mummy with the fattest Tummy!...

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When her gastrointestinal tract 
went gurglly and angrily talked back;   
lamented my Maria, 
"This damn diarrhea 
with me flat on my back so lacks tact."...

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We need nourishment and oxygen or our body dies.  My tummy is always telling me he’s hungry by growling at me no matter if I ate or not. Sometimes he is so loud he embarrasses me around people, they'll stop and stare. When is...

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Butterflies in my tummy.
Can it really be?
That I’m falling in love all over again
Or is the joke on Me.?

Confused and Sleepless nights
Is it because of thee?
Cause when I close my eyes
It’s your face I see.

Sweaty and fidgety palms
I’m now nervous as hell
Uncontrollable blushing
You got me...

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Don't know if you've ever had this affliction
This affliction called Grumble Tummy
Sometimes quite humorous how it vocalizes
With some very strange sounds quite funny

Haven't got a clue what's going on down there
Thought it might be constructing a dam
In an attempt to divert some stuff it's not...

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Crikey mates, I don't know what to make?
I'm pretty sure this platty; has a tummy ache
Puddin begged his friends for relief and aid;
Perhaps it was the worm stew; or shrimp cocktail he had made?
No matter what it was; in his belly, the price was being...

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When Aaron was
in mommy’s tummy			
I was tiny, warm, happy and content			
I felt the surprise at the news 
and from day one felt loved		
I heard Mommy’s singing				
	and daddy's voice				
	reactions to announcements			
	calling out different baby names		
For the longest time I practiced			
	smiling					
	laughing					
	giggling					
	moving my arms and legs			
	sucking my thumb				
	doing...

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The turf fires glow reduced to ash
A million years of bog history
As I watched the glowing embers
My mind took me back
 To a nearly forgotten time
When the turf ruled the hearths
And cranes swung pans over its heat
Boiling the “spuds” and baking the bread
Keeping habs hot...

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Jan, Mystic and Casarah
Been letting it rip
The smell woke the poor dog
From his afternoon kip

Looking very guilty he smelt his bott
Looked at me as much to say
Wasn't me  dropped that lot
Must have been you, smell won't go away

I blamed the drains looking as innocent...

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Been having trouble in Tummy Town lately
Probably nothing serious, just age, I'm eighty
The body wears out
At eighty or thereabouts
But made it this far with a body quite shapely...

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There's a war in my tummy,
But I don't know why.
There's a white unicorn
Fighting a cow!

There's a war in my tummy,
And I don't know why.
But goodness me,
Do I try!

There's a war in my tummy,
So I tell my Mum.
She says, "There's fruit on the bench,
Go and eat...

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Old Soldier's Disease:
Civil War soldiers would march
Pick and eat cherries

No toilet for them
No toilet paper either
Just woods, trees and leaves

The result's the same
Out fast and loose in the end!
Cherries are the pits!...

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Little Lucy Lou is a pink unicorn, 
She loves to sing and blow the horn.
She’s not feeling well; she’s so blue,
Lucy Lou has a touch of the flu.

Mommy unicorn made her soup.
So she could feel better and regroup.
The soup felt warm in her tummy,
To her...

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"Easter is on the way. Cute and soft bunnies are what little kids are dreaming about."  Quote By Poet

My best friend is my honey bunny,
oh how we love to eat a pot of honey.
On a bright day that is sunny,
we will laugh until we...

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