Rumbling Tummy

Jan, Mystic and Casarah Been letting it rip The smell woke the poor dog From his afternoon kip Looking very guilty he smelt his bott Looked at me as much to say Wasn't me dropped that lot Must have been you, smell won't go away I blamed the drains looking as innocent as I could Was those fresh plums from Cosco I ate too many Better stay near the bathroom I think I should. Cos I got many farts rumbling in my tummy The continuous story of Mystics Fart