Best Trained Poems

Love you 
Each single day
I do

Doing
My best always
To tame
 
Taming
My beating heart
To hear

Hearing
Your words, your thoughts
Your life

Living
We twice as well
As one

Oneness
Is a blessing 
We Share

Sharing
Is the dictum
Practiced

Practice
Makes perfect, yet 
Stays flawed

Our flaws
Teach us lessons
Absorbed

Absorb
Life's examples
Wisely

Wisdom
A lifetime quest
We seek

Seeking 
With joy and want
We find

Finding
Is the toughest
Challenge

Challenged
We persevere 
Daily

 Our days
We live out well
A...

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For competitive champion, Sue,
there was nothing that she wouldn’t do
to win a big race.
To better her pace,
she would practice with a kangaroo!

She got a huge cat, and much thinner
she got as she trained to be winner.
But that sly horrid beast
turned her into a feast
too lean...

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I'm going to tell you something and I'll be quite plain.
I have a fifteen year old son who couldn't be potty trained.
I tried to potty train him but I wasn't able to succeed.
He still wears diapers because they're what he needs.
The kids make fun of...

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Demons Beware:  New Exorcists Being Trained

By Elton Camp

Evil demons will soon be on the run
Training of new exorcists has begun
A secret conference held in Baltimore
Prepared more exorcists than before

Rite of exorcism not many could do
The demand is too much for so few
The ceremony itself...

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Men and puppies are the same
Training them is just a game
Of a lot of patience and
A gentle firm living hand
Teaching them what's right and wrong
But training can be very long
If they're stubborn and wont do
What you are telling them to
Smacking puppies on the nose
With a...

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The long guns trained upon my fragile refuge,
yet still to find forgiveness in contrite cadence' known.
Will you discover the dream has died-
in defiance of a love so giving...
to find the day's child-like grasp,
of world and wonder worth living....

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It burdens in shadows and dark

In quiet whisps it speaks

Careful now not to alarm

Though this damage has incredible reach

Spurned from knotted guts and twists

In heart it is born-

In heart it shifts

Quiet now not to disturb it

For in quiet disguise it moves and lives

To stop before...

To...

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Put my emotions into poetry
With each word Creates a rhyme so you know its me.
Battled the best game players.
I’m a trained slayer.
I sit back and observe.
With or without any words.
Been behind hands that hit to beat.
Looked into the eyes after they cheat.
Stay quiet ,Never say...

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This day by day by day!
This simplistic work, rest and play!
This house, this car, this work!
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock before you realise who’s the jerk!

These lines get deeper set.
These eyes get less upset.
These lies and lies and lies!
These persons loved now just despised.

The...

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Violence isn't a good method
To depend oneself
Or an excuse to combat peace
Not an issue of extolling power
Nor a bravado of strength 
A jealous person is prone 
To commit crime if not hindered
An act of loving too much
Is a prelude to getting humiliation 
If not controlled...

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Trump Trained To Lie

Was told to lie that Trump  Putin did train;
He has been known to do it with no brain;
Get's his kicks,
Off people ticks;
Swamp sewage into White House did drain.

Jim Horn...

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My cats are smart.  
They are so well trained.

Before I can get the can open
they are around my legs.
Crawlin’ up.
Thank God for denim.

When I see them lazying.
All I have to do is go outside
and they run to the bowl.  

Never mind the five...

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Some have said I'm a beautiful mess, but I see the word beautiful first,
The mess was just something I had to endure, it's been with me since birth,
As a child I would escape the environment I was in,
I would intentionally get lost in books, it...

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promiscuous pear prunes
saucy strawberry slew
nosing nimble nude
gaunt gasps grew
lanky lust lurches
outruns vying verge

felon fruits featured
pulse flavors punctured
aiding sassy structure

moaning machine's pleasantries
slays saucy stances
faddy fruits fling

tasty taste trained
clutches emotion's crave.
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Playing the game
of throw the ball for the dog
walking over to where the dog is barking at the ball
pick up ball
and repeat
they have a friend for life...

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