Best Tm Poems

The trousers he's wearing are Wrangler -
they're great for his job as an angler
(although on a trip
he busted his zip
and showed all those present his dangler).

written 6th December for Sara's Trademark contest...

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Great store,                                           ...

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McDonald's or the Colonel's; which tastes best
Golden arches or buckets: It's a test
Hamburgers or chicken
I choose finger-lickin'
The winner... KFC's crispy fried breast



12/15/20
Trademark Contest
Sponsor: Sara Kendrick...

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serpentine-tailed beast
screams go unheard in vacuum
Ripley’s nemesis

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(C) John C Michaels, 26th April 2017

Commemorating "Alien Day"....

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Poor Susan has got a weak bladder
Incontinence made her get sadder
She now wears Depends™
They’re her new “best friends”
And Susan just couldn’t be gladder!

Trademark~~Quintain Poetry Contest

DEPEND Trademark of KIMBERLY-CLARK WORLDWIDE, INC.

Sponsored by Sara Kendrick

12/20/20...

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There's a woman who eats Del Monte fruit
Her plump cheeks are just so cute
She has puffy short feet
Dimpled ankles so neat 
But no longer fits in her new suit 

She was eating the sugar sweetened kind....
An example of a poem like I would like for...

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STEIFF STUFFED ANIMALS - TM

Parades
of precious pets
all plead with plastic eyes:
“Please take us home to play!” But oh!
Steiff’s price!...

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The Niki ad shows, runner running fast
That looks so carefree and having a blast
               I had to ” Just do it”
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Boy told mom name brand he wanted to wear 
Gucci, Tommy Hilfiger, Nike air 
They are all the fashion rage. 
When you earn a hefty wage 
Wal-Mart breeches and shirt is what we'll spare.

12/24/2020

Trademark~~Quintain Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Sara Kendrick

used How Many Syllable   10...

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Good afternoon sir Colonel Sanders,
I wonder how you still have that smile.
I admire how you’ve kept your standards
After many complaints for a long while.
At least that smile of yours have some style!!!!...

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Paisley prettiness, navy and ivory,
A cocksure purse hangs from my shoulder.
Vera Bradley, oh how I love thee.
Gifted me, ten past jubilee older.
Mine little quilt, behold her.

Trademark Quintain Contest
Sponsor: Sara Kendrick

English Quintain: Five lines with no specific meter
Rhyme scheme: a,b,a, b, b...

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Once when an overweight boy, named JOE BLOGGS,
    Tried slimming on cornflakes, made by KELLOGGS.
    Then with an APPLE each day,
    To keep DOC MARTIN away.
    Gave up AFTER EIGHT, MCDONALD'S mac dogs.
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HIGH MAINTENANCE TM

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Avon
brings out the joy
in knowing beauty thrives
within the wild heart who believes
in love








Trademark~~Quintain Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Sara Kendrick
December 6, 2020
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It's Just Pants

Levi
~0~
blue denim jeans
made tough to last longer
till high price demand cheaper brand
~0~
Wrangler

2020 December 13
*1st Place*
Trademark~~Quintain
~~Sara Kendrick...

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