Best Tit For Tat Poems

you read out of obligation
a tit for tat consolation
a "thank you for your visit" affirmation

it's cool, this unspoken rule
I do it too, so what’s new?
It's only being civil
community code of camaraderie
who can break free?
It needs to be done
loyalties need to be won
so do the comment...

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Tit-for-tat,

a philosophy that humanity has never been able

to combat!








© Demetrios Trifiatis
      11 August 2018...

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An old man walked into town at noon,
And met a fat-looking dangerous goon.

“Give me all your money”, the goon said, brisk,
“Or else your life’s at a very high risk".

The old man put on a very frightened look,
Took out his wallet, and gave it to the...

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The cat and the dog are wrangling
I see a paw hit the canine.
A row and now a tangling.
I put my bet on the feline.
My job is to see no mangling
and not one hit at all is fine.
The cat is now fandangoing
to put the big dog...

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Seeing 
a 
jackal 
beat 
on 
a 
novel 
drum
A 
tiger, 
with 
eagerness 
at 
its 
peak,
Wished 
to 
do 
the 
very 
same 
-
And 
struck 
on 
the 
drum 
with 
a 
stick!

The 
drum 
was 
really 
a 
nest 
of 
wasps,
Suddenly 
they 
attacked 
the 
foolish 
tiger
Who 
flew 
fast 
and 
fell 
into 
a...

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TIT-FOR-TAT PERSIAN CAT
A young man and his chic Persian cat
Help each other out tit-for-tat
He feeds her fresh kippers
She brings him his slippers
Why can’t more couples be thoughtful like that?

10/13/22...

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An eye for an eye
A lie for a truth
A song for a sigh
A note for a groove

A line for a page
A pen for some ink
A light for a stage
A show for a drink

An app for an age
A web for a site
A chart for a gage
A...

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The night-shift on Lumparok nine
Woke up to an ear piercing whine
“Some Dumb earthling loon
Has just bombed our moon
And knocked the damned thing out of line.

“Prepare the atomic collection
And launch a high powered selection
How dare Humans sin
To save their own skin
We’ll show them a lunar deflection.”

*

At...

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Tit had a hissy fit and called tat fat
while tat apologized after the fact
tit kept egging him on with rude remarks
while tat used tact leaving tit in the dark

Tit called tat names all night and day
till she saw tat and their cat Tater Tot at...

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Tit for tat, tit for that
I read this, you read that
Comment here, comment there
Pats on backs, everywhere

Some may read, but not post
Acting much, like a ghost
Some may post, but not care
Just to say…”Good job there!”

Be sincere, write what’s true
If you don’t, shame on you!!!
Don’t play...

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Why now must we fight
like we are enemies
when we are supposed to
be in love...
they say two wrongs don't
make a right but you never
let the little things go and
in turn I return every negative
and derogatory thing right
back...it's a crying shame
we must play these childish 
games, you...

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Leaving his wife to her fate,
He went with another on a date.
With no protective shield,
He entered the field.
Forever, for him, his spouse shut the gate.



A Funny or Bawdy Limerick Poetry Contest 
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin
Date: 05-05-2023...

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Political Tit For Tat
Tom’s Opinion
2-5-2020

A partisan divide hovers over Washington today,
there’s no middle ground, when children act this way.

Once elected, some appear, to think voters are ancillary,
and they return to superior thinking and being contrary.

Good will in Government was a time that has passed,
To their...

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      it’s no ‘tit for tat’…

   mere revenge … justice is not… 

      to set straight… it ought
...

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Tit for tat and all of that
Leaves all with less and less.
A hit for that, ‘round swings the bat
Doctor, here’s more wounds to dress!

A tit for tat, what is that?
A remedy or a curse?
Rat a tat, comes the attack
Nothing is better, but worse.

A tit for...

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