Best Tena Poems

Getting old is no fun believe me - I thought it would just be a breeze
But now I have to wear 'tena ladies' cos I leak when I cough, laugh or sneeze
My husband now uses Viagra - I steal one when he doesn't see
Slip one...

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I’m getting older - this fact I cannot deny
Not quite ready for the scrap heap or to give up life and die
My body isn’t quite the same; my boobies have gone south
But I keep on smiling with gleaming dentures in my mouth 

Got a spare...

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Having been born in ghetto in Mathare, 
twas' my best place to have ever fallen for
Experiencing a short motherly love, 
that led to total absence  between the two of us
Fatherly love,  never  experienced  even for second 
Led me misfortunes into lots...

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Katikati ya pango la upweke, 
Najiona niko na wenge,
Kukata tamaa kuongezeka,
Fikra nazo kusononeka.
Natafuta pa kuponeka, 
Pango hili kulikwepa,
Matumaini kutoweka,
Pangoni Niko gizani.
Ghafla mwangwi watoka wapi!?
Mwangwi huo wataka nini!?
Kumbe Mwangwi wa mapenzi,
Wanionyesha mwangaza.
Mapendano pasi masimango,
Ndio jadi ya mwangwi huo,
Mapambazuko ya hisia, 
Pangoni nitoke hapo.
Nishakuwa na mapepe, 
Pangoni...

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I look back at the crap but I had to do that to realise the fact that they yik and they yack it’s all talk and an act that fades into the black with the actions that lack because fools chit and chat as they...

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Kosa Lipi kukukosea?
Penzi Mbona waniteka!
Hisia sizo tetereka,
Kuni za huba kuchochea,
kambani kunifunga,
Penzi nisikutoke,
Hata usiponifunga,
Penzi siwezi ponyoka.
Mitetemo yenye huba,
Mapigo ya moyo kuchonyota,
Yanifanya kibogoyo,
Hali kuwa nna meno,
Niseme nini tena?
Penzi laniteka!
Kutekwa penzini,
Kutoroka siwezi.
Mtekaji ni laazizi,
Kwa Mapenzi simuwezi,
Kanifunga kwa hisia, 
Minyororo yenye kopa,
Kutoroka mie siwezi,
Kwa mapenzi namuenzi,
Ameniteka milele,
Burudani yetu milele....

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1.	Abolish Mints
2.	Abut Mints
3.	Accomplish Mints
4.	Accouter Mints
5.	Acknowledge Mints
6.	Ada Mints
7.	Adjust Mints
8.	Admonish Mints
9.	Adorn Mints
10.	Advance Mints
11.	Advertise Mints
12.	Agree Mints
13.	Ail Mints
14.	Align Mints
15.	Announce Mints
16.	Annul Mints
17.	Apart Mints
18.	Appease Mints 
19.	Appoint Mints
20.	Arma Mints
21.	Argu Mints
22.	Arrange Mints
23.	Assess Mints
24.	Astonish Mints
25.	Atone Mints
26.	Attain Mints
27.	Banish Mints
28.	Battle Mints
29.	Befuddle Mints
30.	Bereve Mints
31.	Better Mints
32.	Bewilder Mints
33.	Blandish Mints
34.	Command Mints
35.	Com Mints
36.	Commit Mints
37.	Compli Mints
38.	Condom Mints
39.	Confine Mints
40.	Constrain Mints
41.	Contain Mints
42.	Content Mints
43.	Defer Mints
44.	Defile...

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Who so has whatso any, 
O deem thou more than plenty,
Fair ‘tis enough fame to fetch, 
No one has all of world bounty.
Does Pineapple plant flowers fetch?
Can Forest Flame fruit-bearing be?
Betel-leaf has fruits nor flowers,
Nature to no one all its grace showers.   ...

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Tu kuangalia, Tu kuangalia, Tu kuangalia
Just
Just look up, my brother
Your help is there, beyond the stars;
Just, Just look up my sister
Reaching the atmosphere, God is closer than you know
He's right here..
Just look to heaven
Your help is here
God is there
Jesus coming back again
Back again
Just look to...

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J-ust
A-llow
Y-ourself

T-o
E-rase 
N-egative
A-spect

Topic: Birthday of Jay Tena (May 16) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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sensitivity is killing humour, 
actually that's wrong, 
humour is linked to intelligence, 
so if they fail to sea the funny sense 
their probably dense, 
which is easily confused with taking a fence.... 
see what i did there intents 
fantastic suspence holds up tents
spastic pens roll...

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S-ee
H-ow
E-arly
R-adiance
I-s
L-etting
L-ight

T-winkle
E-ndorsing
N-ice
A-ppearance

Topic: Birthday of Sherill A. Tena (June 18) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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J-ust
A-llow
Y-ourself

T-o
E-njoy
N-oble
A-crostic

Topic: Birthday of Jay Tena (May 16) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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J-ust
A-void
Y-ucky

T-hreat
E-vading
N-asty
A-ilment

Topic: Birthday of Jay Tena (May 16) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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S-uperb
H-eartwarming
E-xpression
R-ightfully
I-mplements
L-ovely
L-ine

T-o
E-mploy
N-oble
A-crostic

Topic: Birthday of Sherill A. Tena (June 18) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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