Best Tee Poems

Ever so silent wind with its calm 
the nature of the day is brilliant
 
Anticipation of performance consumes your 
thoughts one two three and the spot light shifts
The weight of everyone’s eyes seem to mushroom 
on your approach and the most minute sounds 
become ever...

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Standing on the tee, driver in hand.

Deciding where, my ball needs to land!

      Once the ball's in flight,

      if I've hit it right,

it will end up, quite near, where I planned!


3/22/13...

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When out golfing and ready to tee
I sometimes feel a strong urge to pee
With no bathrooms near by
I throw my golf club high
While I run to find the nearest tree

10/12/19


(This was originally written for and inspired by Jan's " A Poem for the Ladies"-collaboration)...

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This tee shirt is very bright
When you see it,fills you with delight

It's not extra large nor is it wide
The laundry detergent I use is tide 

So  whenever you see it be happy with glee
Because im the onlyone with this yellow tee...

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THE COYOTEE SONG
I'm just a poor lonesome cowboy.
Ridin' my pinto, out on the prairie.
I'm Roundin' up these longhorn, all day long,
Me and my pinto, and my rusty six-gun.

I love a floosie from Philly.
She got some eyes, that really turn me on.
She plays with all the...

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Badger had a peaceful evening planned, no lie or ruse.
Sitting by the fire, imbibing on a spot of beetle juice.
He was relaxing in the most comfortable, darling way.
When a fluttering in the room made hairs on his arms say….

What is going on? Who is here...

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she eats with one hand --
I see a small head searching
under her huge tee...

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Touch it of the taste and torch it
Tinges and tingles ties the tongue
It's tough the tease. It's torcher
Trust the tasty truth
It's ten to tick of the tock 
Thirteen times then touch
Twist the tinsel town to
Thrice try to tame the tide
The tiger tells the tale
Try and...

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Striped small headed cat name of Mr. Tee
He does not have any idea how it came to be
But his body is huge, and his head is small
He is fluffy, but looks enormously tall
I am out of kilter, he says, with a wheeze
Hoping his litter mates...

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She was Auntie Mame, Cher, Bette, and Liza with a Z to those amongst us.
Children clamored for her attention, twirling and whirling in her presence.
She was happy, joy, enthusiasm, personified, if you got to know her, you were delighted.
She was the most upbeat, positive person...

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Four-year-old boy says to Sunday school teacher
My mommy almost made us late to church!
She had to make herself boo tee ful.
But she is already boo tee ful!...

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I ham quill tee for gobbledygook...
and ruffling tail feathers!

An innocent miss steak kin...
once former main lion den cha hoard servant,
resident iz cow herd vegetarian boar
hoof faux whatever reason iz explore

ring bing foo fighting beastie boy, who doth
newt practice, what he preaches your
truly battens down chicken
coop...

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Why are you going to that nightclub again? I asked my neighbor Jim.
I like the way they make their Mimosas, he told me, lying again. 
I decided to follow him, for I suspected it was something else entirely.
A floor show started and cute cats came...

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Been cranking out some crazy dreams
of prehistoric birds in flight

Six foot tall with bills like puffins
looking to roost for the night

One flew into a high line wire did a triple
and slammed to the ground

I stared in amazement as he got to his feet
What He did...

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Old?  Oh, Goodness!
The old lady is jiggling the bed!
With her earphones on, bobbing her head,
Tipping her shoulders to front and back,
  To up and down — her chest the same.
If the partial-paralysis hadn’t set in so
  Eight months ago, she’d be in...

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