Best Tailgating Poems
Was Phil Tailgating Last Night“Guten Morgen”… or should I say “Good Morning”…
This is Punxsutawney Phil
Hailing you from Gobblers Knob
That’s my tiny hill!
Today, I am feeling like such a lucky ground hog…
I know that some of you may be weeping
But as for me I will soon be sleeping
Because,...
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Categories:
tailgating, fantasy, football, funny, imagery,
Form:
Free verse
Tailgating SlamTailgate party time
Chicken, steak, baby back ribs
Quarterback show down...
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Categories:
tailgating, food, friendship, hope, imagination,
Form:
Senryu
tailgating in Springfield OhioCiting cats some immigrants ate
Was his weirdest part of debate
While this barbecue
Could ignite a few
It won't make America great
He's mired with the syndrome Tourette's
The point he should make--Trump forgets!
Supporters have pain
That his tired dead brain
Is consumed by those eating pets...
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Categories:
tailgating, food, humor, mental illness,
Form:
Limerick