Best Suave Poems

We threaten the skies with our maniacal ascension
What's up is us now *****es, so I really hope you're listenin'
Irrational twitches and sharp women get the skin to stiffen
Drink everything in the vacinity 
Until your stream of pee is nothing but the blood and limbs of...

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Suave Piano Jerry was playing away on piano keys.
Along came a singer, as sassy as you please.
She plopped down on piano and said I will sing with you.
Her notes were flat, as for melody, she had no clue.

I can be your valentine and follow you...

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Her date was suave; his place was swank
                          ~ blind drunk back then, now draws a blank...

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There was a master French chef named Pierre
Who fancied himself quite suave and debonair __
   He once cooked a grouse
   Said: "It's on the house" -- 
Too bad the Cosa Nostra'd ordered bear...

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After most recent shower,
and particularly washing hair
(then shaking head
analogous to sopping wet dog
drying her/himself after a bath),
I immediately said helloo
to Long lasting fragrance Suave
essentials Daily Clarifying
Deep cleansing Shampoo,
which permeated mine scalp
facilitating healthy follicles.

More so frothy lather upon noggin
after getting rinsed out
yielded bounteous, luscious, luxurious,
and marvelous...

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I’m definitely eraser old skool

My muse keystrokes
are quirky cool

Padawan woodpecker
tap ... tap ... tap
on dense ears of educated fools

Principled pencil-head me
will cursive 
rap ... rap ... rap
on toes of uneducated, dull tools

That’s just a guaranteed 
blot splatter pile
Keep them haters on a Rorschach opaque see
Rico...

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the bitter pain,
 the hurt remains,
 when his feet of clay,
 shows through, 
suave an cunning, 
i know the game,
 this actor aint for you....xox


Don...

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Looking at the stars at night,
Feeling like this moment isn’t right,
Not without you by my side.

Our reality was thought to be true,
But you’re gone and I’m left with this feeling of blue.
So lets go out and go for a ride.

I know the love we shared...

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I dispatched my poem, a suave projectile on a precise trajectory,
Through the vast azure, through the unwritten infinity unfolding its mysteries,
Do not dare to await me, for my path is a float in the boundless,
You do not know if the verse will strike the heart,...

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A long armed Groot at the root of this fruit/ 
The strong alarmed the wrong loot and followed through against the coup/
Flipped script is ridiculous as I re-jiggle this penned mess/
Stripped it’s ludicrous how crude I kiss and caress this sent injustice/
Picked up this food...

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