Suave Piano Jerry and the Singer

Suave Piano Jerry was playing away on piano keys. Along came a singer, as sassy as you please. She plopped down on piano and said I will sing with you. Her notes were flat, as for melody, she had no clue. I can be your valentine and follow you from town to town. Okay agreed Piano Jerry, but for now, please get down. He wrote out a schedule, which was bogus of course. For the singer’s voice was worse than a neighing horse.