Best Stuffing Poems

If you’re bored or nervous
Do what most of us embrace.
Head out to the kitchen
And proceed to stuff your face.

Popcorn, pretzels, nachos - 
Even chocolate has its place –
Fill a bowl or grab the bag,
Sit down and stuff your face.

Though you may feel guilty,
You’re not lone...

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plump lips
licking the slit
out spitting the pit
out but her name
isn't 
olive...

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Puffy words never made the bird bigger...

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Is there any finer sensation
Than chomping on a juicy steak
Gulping down a gallon of beer
Or stuffing your face with cake

Eating can be the greatest thrill
Known to the common man
It beats every other sensation
Experienced since time began

A bowl of chocolate ice cream
Some hotcakes piled high
Scrambled eggs...

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So, preparing stuffing: 
Stir the crumbs, broth, onion,
Sage and the seasonings,
Simmering the mixture.
Summer savory is 
Special to Newfoundland.
Stuff the bird, bake, enjoy....

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Santa eats burger.com

                                A McD’s opened at the North Pole Sights
   ...

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At one time in my life,
I knew almost everything.
Though I was much younger then,
and quite full of stuffing.
Now as I view life,
Through a wiser man's eyes,
I've had time to realize,
that I know merely nothing.
And life is clearly finer,
with some fluffy stuffing....

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sage, onion and bread 
smatter of seasoning:
salt, pepper, other herbs
salivate wanting more
secret ingredients -
shallots, slivered almonds 
savory show stopper...

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It all starts with the cornbread
buttermilk, of course
seared in an iron skillet
crunchy outer crust
southern tradition
slap-your-mom
good!

Crawfish, Andouille sausage,
crumbled up cornbread,
onions, celery, apples,
cranberries, pecans,
cinnamon and sage,
moistened and
baked!
...

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In the corner dark and glum, 
Extant off-casts lie plonked there, 
To fill in the space
Knick-knacks, old wedding presents, 
ornaments and filler-inners
Round and globular, bits and pieces, 
Hide the harsh mangles and tangles
When walls at right angles collide
Vases on pedestals, lamps on tables with draws,
Triangular...

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honestly, i wanna live as stuffing in my stocking
i could hide from the world and lie to myself in vain without the guilt of guilt
i could miss her without the wax buildup free expression can sometimes bring
i could miss her without the dead skunk smell...

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My Turkey - Called Stuffing

Where is the Christmas Story

Without the glory of old Stuffing

As she never had a clue, it was only me and maybe you

Sorry Stuffing I really mean it

But you are a Turkey and Christmas is coming

So I will make sure that you

No...

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Spare a thought for the plight of resilience,
As most walk past in silence,
Pretending not to notice,
As others dampen all resistance,
To those who call time on a life of resilience,
In favour of one of drug dependence,
With good behaviour earning no remittance,
And no change in evidence,
As long...

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She moved carefully into the light bulbs
Didn’t want to stumble into the gloom
The shamans looked on speculatively 
Unable to raise in the silence
Another dark and brilliant spot
Strange in the rolling velvety space
Played at the far end of the odd feeling
She went deeper into nothing but...

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