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Stuffing Santa

Santa eats burger.com

                                A McD’s opened at the North Pole Sights
                                Scarfing on Big Mac’s, fries, and crispy bites
                                The red sleigh abandoned
                                He now weighs a ton and
                                The Airforce cancelled Santa’s Noel Flights

                                Big Red’s beard’s down to his knees
                                Only comes out to shoot the breeze
                                Mrs. Claus won’t ring his bells
                                Rudolph’s nose detects foul smells
                                His naughty and nice lists have been seized

                                North Pole news cries: Santa Clean Up Your Act
                                Mrs. Claus nags of a bad heart's impact
                                Do like Rudy does, take yoga
                                Instead of that Saratoga 
                                Kids depend on you to bring their toys intact    
                                                                              by I Am Anaya
      *Saratoga cigarettes
                        
                                Deernaped by a carnival for all to see
                                He's called Miami's Own Rudoph Wannabe
                                Now lamenting and blue
                                For deserting his crew
                                He's the prodigal deer returned home spreading glee!
                                                                              by Robert Gorelick

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Beryl Edmonds December 2, 2022 at 7:12 PM Great Limericks and the add on… Belle I Am Anaya December 4, 2022 at 4:41 PM Please join! Ut's bash Santa week!

Janice Canerdy December 2, 2022 at 1:07 PM So clever and amusing, Anaya. Janice I Am Anaya December 2, 2022 at 2:17 PM Thank you, Janice for the kind comments!

Andrea Dietrich November 30, 2022 at 11:34 AM wow, THIS is funny stuff. VERY nice, Anaya I Am Anaya December 2, 2022 at 2:15 PM Hey, thanks. It was bash Santa week! Ha ha

Anselmo Boles November 29, 2022 at 1:50 PM My pants are busting from eating two Big Macs and greasy fries in a fling, my guts are expanding will soon be exploding. Actually from laughing! Extremely funny and witty I Am Anaya!...ab I Am Anaya November 29, 2022 at 2:40 PM Lol, Anselmo, it's an honor to have you here, glad I made you laugh! ~Anaya

Stephan McBride November 29, 2022 at 1:12 PM That's my kind of meal as long as that's a diet coke : ). Really enjoyed your poem I Am Anaya November 29, 2022 at 2:38 PM You should write about that.

Robert Gorelick November 29, 2022 at 12:51 PM It's pretty serious when the Air Force gets involved, maybe they can take his place. Great set of limericks, Anaya! "Prodigal Deer" Deernaped by a carnival for all to see...He's called Miami's Own Rudoph Wannabe...Now lamenting and blue...For deserting his crew...He's the prodigal deer returned home spreading glee! Robert I Am Anaya November 29, 2022 at 3:32 PM Lol, very serious, obesity is very serious! Thanks for the add~on Robert, I love it! :D

L Milton Hankins November 29, 2022 at 12:21 PM This is such a delightful spoof on Santa's unhealthy habits! Thanks for sharing, Anaya. I Am Anaya November 29, 2022 at 2:37 PM Milt, Santa-Claus needs to come back to his senses, or else! ;) Thanks for enjoying!

Anne-Lise Andresen November 29, 2022 at 12:15 PM :))) ... he absolutely needs to go on a diet... stop eating junk food and you know cigarettes smell bad !!! - The best I've read so far, Anaya ... best wishes in the contest :) - I Am Anaya November 29, 2022 at 2:34 PM Sunshine I'm glad you enjoyed my trio of Santas antics. Thanks, Sunshine Smile! ~Anaya