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Stuffing Santa

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                                A McD’s opened at the North Pole Sights
                                Scarfing on Big Mac’s, fries, and crispy bites
                                The red sleigh abandoned
                                He now weighs a ton and
                                The Airforce cancelled Santa’s Noel Flights

                                Big Red’s beard’s down to his knees
                                Only comes out to shoot the breeze
                                Mrs. Claus won’t ring his bells
                                Rudolph’s nose detects foul smells
                                His naughty and nice lists have been seized

                                North Pole news cries: Santa Clean Up Your Act
                                Mrs. Claus nags of a bad heart's impact
                                Do like Rudy does, take yoga
                                Instead of that Saratoga 
                                Kids depend on you to bring their toys intact    
                                                                              by I Am Anaya
      *Saratoga cigarettes
                        
                                Deernaped by a carnival for all to see
                                He's called Miami's Own Rudoph Wannabe
                                Now lamenting and blue
                                For deserting his crew
                                He's the prodigal deer returned home spreading glee!
                                                                              by Robert Gorelick

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Beryl Edmonds Date: 12/2/2022 7:12:00 PM Great Limericks and the add on… Belle Login to Reply I Am Anaya Date: 12/4/2022 4:41:00 PM Please join! Ut's bash Santa week!

Janice Canerdy Date: 12/2/2022 1:07:00 PM So clever and amusing, Anaya. Janice Login to Reply I Am Anaya Date: 12/2/2022 2:17:00 PM Thank you, Janice for the kind comments!

Andrea Dietrich Date: 11/30/2022 11:34:00 AM wow, THIS is funny stuff. VERY nice, Anaya Login to Reply I Am Anaya Date: 12/2/2022 2:15:00 PM Hey, thanks. It was bash Santa week! Ha ha

Anselmo Boles Date: 11/29/2022 1:50:00 PM My pants are busting from eating two Big Macs and greasy fries in a fling, my guts are expanding will soon be exploding. Actually from laughing! Extremely funny and witty I Am Anaya!...ab Login to Reply I Am Anaya Date: 11/29/2022 2:40:00 PM Lol, Anselmo, it's an honor to have you here, glad I made you laugh! ~Anaya

Stephan McBride Date: 11/29/2022 1:12:00 PM That's my kind of meal as long as that's a diet coke : ). Really enjoyed your poem Login to Reply I Am Anaya Date: 11/29/2022 2:38:00 PM You should write about that.

Robert Gorelick Date: 11/29/2022 12:51:00 PM It's pretty serious when the Air Force gets involved, maybe they can take his place. Great set of limericks, Anaya! "Prodigal Deer" Deernaped by a carnival for all to see...He's called Miami's Own Rudoph Wannabe...Now lamenting and blue...For deserting his crew...He's the prodigal deer returned home spreading glee! Robert Login to Reply I Am Anaya Date: 11/29/2022 3:32:00 PM Lol, very serious, obesity is very serious! Thanks for the add~on Robert, I love it! :D

L Milton Hankins Date: 11/29/2022 12:21:00 PM This is such a delightful spoof on Santa's unhealthy habits! Thanks for sharing, Anaya. Login to Reply I Am Anaya Date: 11/29/2022 2:37:00 PM Milt, Santa-Claus needs to come back to his senses, or else! ;) Thanks for enjoying!

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 11/29/2022 12:15:00 PM :))) ... he absolutely needs to go on a diet... stop eating junk food and you know cigarettes smell bad !!! - The best I've read so far, Anaya ... best wishes in the contest :) - Login to Reply I Am Anaya Date: 11/29/2022 2:34:00 PM Sunshine I'm glad you enjoyed my trio of Santas antics. Thanks, Sunshine Smile! ~Anaya