Best Stud Poems

Marry Your Best Friend To Get the Best of Both Worlds

Not many can claim they met their spouse in a battle of wits
much less the fabled (don't believe a word of it!) Internet.
But my uncle, he's not many. And my new aunt? Well she's a...

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He was the big stud-on-campus, was Todd,

   Until he was nabbed smokin' somethin' odd!

      Coach booted him from the team.

         Up in smoke went Mommy's dream,

    ...

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Limerick : Once a Stud Stallion in wild Mare charge

       for Rick Zablocki
   (as promised from the horse’s mouth) 
                 ...

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This scale by measures held within hands of scorn!?

Spite amid a world which never truly existed; no....

The prelude in everflowings tides; walking through 

Times secular forest of reasons; lost, whileas they 

These archers took their aim; holding a broken bow 

Sorrows strings as heaven watched;...

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In a Stable 
A handsome stud waits
With a mane black as coal 
His coat a shiny black under his blanket
With eyes brown as the maple bark
Longing for attenion
His mind wonders 
As he moves his head 
Left to right 
Hoping for his master...

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Passion piles on deeds done in heat,
yet not to defeat the sounds ever so 
discreet of a wanna be who abounds 
of indiscretion.  He smirks and smiles 
and twirls that lonely hanging curl,
deep within squalid contemplation, 
He thinks about last night and of
her begging...

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Don't like to brag but I'm quite a stud
After 78 years of practice
Well actually didn't start till I was six
Late but found the girlies so attractive

Actually I think I was ahead of my time
Judging by all the little girlies
Wrestling wasn't what they wanted to do
Wanted...

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Poverty possessed – need to own 
Steal away
to possess by me – and me alone
Ludicrous to obsess
need to love
Stolen away to either be free and obsessed 
or jailed and alone
With time displaced
        time we’ve grown	
   ...

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Don Key and Ophelia Balls
Were screwing around in the halls
A teacher explained
Last night it had rained
And slippery halls can cause falls...

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Summer Lunch



Delivered by cute stud, served in a red chequered box!
On this sizzling, summer,sun-joyous June day.
Delicious, cold seafood salad on a perfect Brioche.
Rapturous, fresh garden  creamy coleslaw.
Perfection!


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Once upon a silver stud
There lie a speck of dust
Twas on this leather jacket
with many, many more
Tens into hundreds
This one stood out as rebel
With dust, just dust
bringing down house value
This stud would stand alone
The dull within the gleam
Of the leather studded sleeve
No polish nor spray
Nor...

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5 Card Stud keeper
David J Walker

All of my yesterdays have been
Shuffled back into the deck
As I draw from tomorrows cards
To play against today

Can I keep a poker face
Drawing 3 for 5 card stud
Is this hand my keeper 
Playing against the grim reaper...

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(aka "S uperior Trump University Diplomacy)

Donald Trump told the Pope he had hopes
Of teaching troubled priests handy gropes
But the Pope said his need
Was for priests blessed with greed
Perhaps Donny could show them the ropes?...

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Suzette was favorably anointed by the sunflower stud.
He was the fairest stallion in the land of love.
They met weekly to plan what the sunflowers would do.
Uplift refresh and delight – men, women and children.

They agreed on everything; and he wanted her to be queen.
She argued...

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What the crud
Are you stud??...

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