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(aka "S uperior Trump University Diplomacy) Donald Trump told the Pope he had hopes Of teaching troubled priests handy gropes But the Pope said his need Was for priests blessed with greed Perhaps Donny could show them the ropes?

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019




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Date: 1/29/2019 11:54:00 PM
G'day Rico … I can't imagine you sending Donny a Christmas card - thanks Rico - Lindsay
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Date: 1/29/2019 7:18:00 PM
WOW! Good one, Rico! Janice
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 1/30/2019 1:13:00 PM
Mahalo, Janice! Aloha! Rico
Date: 1/29/2019 4:33:00 PM
:) The church surely needs the money, Rico. The Catholic school I attended had to close for lack of funding recently. If priests had restrictions on alcohol use, I think there'd be less groping. Excellent limerick, as always, Rico. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 1/30/2019 1:12:00 PM
I doubt the God of Catholics enjoys viewing the Vatican Treasury of solid gold replicas of Popes fingers whilst seeing children of true believers die of hunger. "The Church" has money, but Popes decide how and where it is spent! However, I shall always be grateful for those Catholic Monks who concocted Fernet-Branca! Aloha! Rico
Date: 1/29/2019 3:08:00 PM
hahaha. another good 'un
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Date: 1/28/2019 9:48:00 PM
Oh. ;p ouch. good one.
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