Quite a Stud

Don't like to brag but I'm quite a stud After 78 years of practice Well actually didn't start till I was six Late but found the girlies so attractive Actually I think I was ahead of my time Judging by all the little girlies Wrestling wasn't what they wanted to do Wanted to play with paper dollies But my dollies weren't made out paper They had cute little bums and stuff Smelled a whole lot better than a football I actually couldn't get enough Eventually I was known as the local stud Was written up in all the papers A freak of nature but I was having a ball Renowned for my naughty capers © Jack Ellison 2013
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Jones Avatar
November 5, 2013 at 12:41 PM
Six year old stud..white stubbles on is chin....merry go round.....a picture I'll have trouble getting out of my head.....:-) :-) :-)
Ellison Avatar
November 5, 2013 at 4:32 PM
I know, I know, I affect all women that way!!! LOL Just don't be nervous, okay! Love ya! xoxoxox
Manassian Avatar
November 3, 2013 at 2:23 PM
You stud you!!!!! Naughty to the bone....What to do with you, Kenny...Just give ya hugs....
Ellison Avatar
November 3, 2013 at 3:15 PM
YUP! Naughty to the bone... that's me and damn proud of it! LOL Big warm hugs, Kenny xoxox
Mason Gibbs Avatar
November 3, 2013 at 9:46 AM
I love it!
Ellison Avatar
November 3, 2013 at 10:02 AM
Hey Hey!!! Gwen is back... hello nice lady!!! Hugs, Kack xoxox
Delaney Avatar
November 2, 2013 at 1:58 PM
Jack: That is so cute and funny. Once my brother got a T-shirt with a cupcake that had a caption 'Stud Muffin.' Made me crack up lol SuZ
Ellison Avatar
November 2, 2013 at 2:50 PM
Hello SuZ-D! Happy you got a kick out of it! Just clowning around as usual! LOL Huggsies, Jack xoxoxxo
Undertaker Avatar
November 2, 2013 at 11:04 AM
Jack great to read this.One doubt! does girls never expect men to try some daring.Are you sure.You might be right.Better late than never.I would adapt your way to see some fun in life. Mother Mary show me the right way......(: )Jenish.
Ellison Avatar
November 2, 2013 at 11:09 AM
Got a kick out of your assessment Jenish LOL Sure was fun while it lasted! :) Big huggs xoxoxox
Mc Mills-Cooper Avatar
November 2, 2013 at 10:53 AM
LOL! I decided to start my day (or night as it were) with you Jack "King of the Quatrain" and you didn't disappoint! Good Job with this one!!! Thanks!!! MC
Ellison Avatar
November 2, 2013 at 10:57 AM
Glad you dropped by again my good friend! Silly stuff eh... just amusing myself and hopefully some Soupers as well! Happy you got a kick out of it! LOL
Onclaud Avatar
November 2, 2013 at 9:54 AM
sowing the oats back then, jack... and now, just wrtinh about it, lol... such a refreshing write!..:) huggs
Ellison Avatar
November 2, 2013 at 10:19 AM
You must have read about in those medical journals back then! I was quite the celebrity LOL xoxox
Eastman Avatar
November 2, 2013 at 9:14 AM
Dragon said it's not nice to be naughty... Grandpa Troll puts him in time out for being naughty... It's not the same thing Dragon... Too young... Too young... I can just see him chasing after some girl and accidently lighting her hair ribbons afire... LOL... Glad he's not old enough yet!... Tho Dogasaurus doesn't seem to mind... LOL... Yes! It IS crazy around here...LOL
Ellison Avatar
November 2, 2013 at 9:35 AM
Methinks you're have quite a menagerie there my dear Miss Carol!!! xoxoxox
Mehta Avatar
November 2, 2013 at 8:15 AM
What a funny and playful way to draw a sketch of a stud, Jack
Ellison Avatar
November 2, 2013 at 9:29 AM
Just having a silly bit of fun my friend! Thank you for dropping by!
Sivey Avatar
November 2, 2013 at 6:49 AM
HA HA!! This is hilarious, they should have a category called hilarious when posting a poem because yours would certainly be under that category! I really enjoyed reading this funny stud inspired write this morning! What a fabulous piece, Great Work!!
Ellison Avatar
November 2, 2013 at 9:36 AM
Silly man eh!!! Have a great Saturday my friend!!!
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