Quite a Stud
Don't like to brag but I'm quite a stud
After 78 years of practice
Well actually didn't start till I was six
Late but found the girlies so attractive
Actually I think I was ahead of my time
Judging by all the little girlies
Wrestling wasn't what they wanted to do
Wanted to play with paper dollies
But my dollies weren't made out paper
They had cute little bums and stuff
Smelled a whole lot better than a football
I actually couldn't get enough
Eventually I was known as the local stud
Was written up in all the papers
A freak of nature but I was having a ball
Renowned for my naughty capers
© Jack Ellison 2013
Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2013
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