Best Springer Poems
The Jerry Springer ShowAbout this show,
My girls are amused,
Interrupting my sports,
Intruding my news,
To the television,
Their eyes are glued,
Ignoring mom cries,
Snacks or food,
So a series,
I just viewed,
And I thought it was,
Oh so rude,
On a talk show,
Girls fighting half nude,
I found it unpalatable,
I found it lewd.....
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Categories:
springer, confusion, sorry,
Form:
Rhyme
Kelly SpringerEmpty canvass.
Your periscope
Will never
reach my center.
Unless I attribute
Your Felix and
such ridiculousness.
Silly am I?
Well perhaps
It is my unrepairable
Libido now.
And the elderly
Weep while I partake
In sinfulness.
But of course,
we are of the
Thirdkind.
And indeed
A swing-set
Cannot fix this....
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Categories:
springer, introspection, loss,
Form:
Free verse
Springer PupWe are with a young springer called Flo
living up to her name in full flow.
Dancing on her lead
she's longing to speed,
for there's nothing she'll miss with her nose....
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Categories:
springer, dance, dog,
Form:
Limerick