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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required With apologies to Sir W.S. Gilbert As some day it may happen that a victim must be found, I've got a little list--I've got a little list. Of society offenders who might well be underground, And who never would be missed--who never would be missed! There's the pestilential pundits who write without a clue— All men with bloated bellies who hang out guzzling brew— All children who play computer games and beat you just like that— All people who like a glutton eat but keep their tummies flat— The terrifying boss you've only just met, who on first names insists— They'd none of 'em be missed--they'd none of 'em be missed! CHORUS. He's got 'em on the list--he's got 'em on the list; And they'll none of 'em be missed-- they'll none of 'em be missed. There's the Metallica lead guitarist and the others of his race, And Material Girl, Madonna—I 've got them on the list! And the fearful ladies who serve spaghetti on their finest lace, They never would be missed--they never would be missed! Then the millionaire ball players who smirk and snort cocaine, And unfailingly prove that even with money you cannot buy a brain; Then there's the homophobes in the closet who curse but mostly lie, They'd rather stay where the sun don't shine than admit they like a guy; And that shallowest of arrogant, back-stabbing pr--ks, the corporate ladder climberist I don't think he'd be missed--I'm sure he'd not he missed! CHORUS. He's got them on the list--he's got them on the list; And I don't think they'll be missed--I'm sure they'll not be missed! And the self-righteous jurists, who free the high and mightier, Overbearing, moralistic judges—I've got them on the list! All afternoon talk show hosts—nah, not Oprah —but especially Springer; They'd none of 'em be missed—they'd none of 'em be missed. And the slick politician who about corporate influences never lies, "What, never?" Well, hardly ever when even their 'fluence Enron buys But it really doesn't matter whom you put upon the list, For they'd none of 'em be missed--they'd none of 'em be missed! CHORUS. You may put 'em on the list--you may put 'em on the list; And they'll none of 'em be missed--they'll none of 'em be missed!
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