Best Spiffy Poems

~she’s provocative 
     my valentine, selection 
          passion of love pose

~valentine spiffy...

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Human hunters with spiffy new clothes
Driving jeeps, yelling obscenities, 
Blowing their inflated egos up with puff
Their guns are huge, angry, and mean. 

I run from...

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Sure signs of a spiffy winner..
Refusing to be one of the crowd!
With thoughts so rich, not thinner.
He shouts his independence out loud!

The sheep, afraid, head...

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I bought a new pillow
But you may behold,
In back of my closet,
Where I hid the old.

My chair pads were faded;
I purchased a set.
Did I ditch...

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To prove we haven’t given up,
We order things online
Since objects meant for future use
Imply that we are fine.

A sweet dessert, a case of beer
Or scotch...

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My good friend Cletus looked mighty spiffy in his new attire.

New suit, shoes, shirt and tie - he was ready to set the world afire

He...

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I may be all wet, but I sure ain't no bluenose!
And, while it's none of my beeswax,
Let's have a bull session-lesson !
Take a gander around,...

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dang,
grandma    was a real hubba bubba-
killer-diller
khaki wacky   boycrazygirl

a spiffy    hot damn    hoofer

during the dark...

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Eric’s revitalised me and my home 
Over his body my fingers would roam
He’s great at fixing and gluing
Expert at banging and screwing
I’m so happy that...

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Colepatra kissed and shrunk me down to microscopic size
please believe this phenomena cuz these lips refrain from lies
metamorphosis transformed mine human manly guise
while strolling one...

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Talk the Talk and Walk the Walk

Know Your Onions

Hey there Big Cheese
I think you are the bee’s knees

Not a bluenose or a flat tire,
But, ooh...

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Written By:  D. Collins 5/17/18


Pro football comes on at 10:00 in the morning.
Game two starts at 1 in California.
Then, around 4 head out to...

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A wealthy old man in his fifties,
Loved a young girl he thought was just nifty.
His friends didn't like her.
They called her a piker.
But the old...

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Ralph had been a happy pup
  running and jumping and playing
Greeting our family with affectionate licks
  eagerly learning a barrelful of tricks ...

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SENIOR MOMENTS


In our lives, there comes a time
When we find that we're past our prime
Even though we're no spring chicken
We're glad to be alive and...

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