Ralph Went Kerplop

Ralph had been a happy pup running and jumping and playing Greeting our family with affectionate licks eagerly learning a barrelful of tricks Then one day, Ralph went kerplop his doggy motor just plain stopped Only four years old, he decided 'life's over' farewell to days chasing bees in the clover Eating and sleeping, our Ralph waxed fat No one knew where his poor head was at Then we found him a 'Rhoda,' and in a jiffy Ralph came alive again, decked out and spiffy Now Ralph and Rhoda have six pups of their own ~ 'Cos there's more to a dog's life than fetching a bone