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Best Snob Poems


Premium Member Don'T Be Such a Snob
Don't be such a snob, my friend,
Looking down on others who,
Haven't done  single thing,
To cause such pain to you.

Because perhaps they're new in town,
Not part of the social scene,
Or mayhap they're not with it, smart,
Not beautiful, fit and lean.

Perhaps they're just the quiet type,
Mayhap...

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© Judy Ball  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: snob, humanity, life,
Form: Quatrain
No Snob Disease In Them
(Double Nonet)


In poverty there are blessed the lives
Hygienic weather is far fetched
Yet happiness in their blood
No mask and hand washing
Lacking of good foods
Day nights death news
Yes, nothing
Can do
Them
Their
Struggle
For the life
Builds confidence
Teaches adverse act
They manage anyway
No disappointment kills them
Let victory shine their hard world
Where snobbery disease...

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Categories: snob, life,
Form: Nonet
Dear Snob
I never walk for fitness
Coz I walk for conveyance
I don’t run to look cool
But I run to get to school


I never count my calories
I’m lucky just to have a bite
I don’t have the luxury of lifts
Stairs are all I have for any height


I fry my...

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© John Pen  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: snob, africa, america, freedom, people,
Form: Free verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



The Tea Snob Speaks
Tea
Done fast
In a bag
Tastes really bad
It's like drinking dust and makes me feel sad



P.S.  I work at a tea shop, so this is me in a certain mood....

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© Jim Wilson  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: snob, funnyme,
Form: Tetractys
Premium Member Was Saul a Deeply Flawed Intellectual Snob
Was Saul a Deeply Flawed Intellectual Snob (Perhaps a Prude as Well)?
Does Christ's Protest Still Ring True Today?

Part 1:
I'll state my aim clearly, "I come, not to praise Paul (Christ honored?) but bury
usurper? Profane, anti-Christian's my take." Paul's account of conversion
(more fear-based than factual?) scolds...

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Categories: snob, faith,
Form: Rhyme
Preening Snob
once again, with an air of 
            smug self-satisfaction,
          he flaunts his wealth and 
          ...

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Categories: snob, funny, people, social,
Form: Rhyme



Princess Peach Turned Out To Be a Snob
I had to travel through eight worlds to save Princess Peach.
But she's about as warm and caring as a blood sucking leech.
After killing seven fake Bowsers, I finally destroyed the real one.
I did it to save Peach but it was something I shouldn't have done.
She...

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Categories: snob, funny, games, humorous, parody,
Form: Rhyme
Rich Snob
You did something terrible and it makes you a *****.
You threw away your mother when you became rich.
She worked her fingers to the bone to help you out.
When I say that you're a vile person, there is no doubt.

If it wasn't for your mother, you...

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Categories: snob, daughter, mother,
Form: Rhyme
Love Snob
Our eyes met in the supermarket queue,
She sent my heart a flutter,                                 ...

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Categories: snob, humor, humorous, lost love,
Form: Rhyme
Coffee Snob
Coffee Snob

Here I am, the Coffee Snob
Whether with a Rich Tea or a Hobnob
Carrot cake is made so much more rewarding
With a coffee that needs more affording

Weak and white and milky and pale
Might as well dunk in a biscuit so stale
For coffee should taste like...

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Categories: snob, drink, fun, funny, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Pointed Snob
Point me a finger
And at least just consider
My desperate state

Point me a finger
Even though in disgust
And calm this little dust

Point me a finger 
Even if the middle one
And I’ll make you the little one

Point me a finger 
Even though in anger
And I’ll knock a little...

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Categories: snob, anxiety,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
Premium Member Eh Feet Snob
Bell Bottoms...
    
    I like cuffs better ~

       Ivy League...

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Categories: snob, clothes, fashion, judgement,
Form: Senryu
Am I a Snob
Am I a snob 



Going for lunch at the downstairs restaurant 
the staff was busy and had no time to greet us 
the food we had ordered beforehand arrive an hour late
I had a glass of wine but only took one sip put the wine...

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Categories: snob, anger, anti bullying,
Form: Blank verse
Snob
Sometimes I lie to myself 
(Telling myself some truths hurts) 

Let her be
Don't miss her much 
She'll just text you back 

But every night I stand under the sky, lit with stars 
I find myself cpoet
ng your name in every twinkle 
And curving your smile...

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Categories: snob, art, crush, i miss
Form: Free verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry