Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

The Benefits of Sneezing

This girl it seems has a very strange condition
When she sneezes, she has quite a violent ******
Now sniffing pepper
Hoping it'll get better
Methinks she'll refuse relief that's my suspicion

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Silent One January 12, 2018 at 12:56 PM Bless you JAck lol.. I think it would be worse if it was a man... ahem... Can you imagine, you will always have to wear a sleeping bag lol Jack Ellison January 12, 2018 at 1:05 PM Don't even want to think about it!!!!!!! YUK! LOL

Judith S January 12, 2018 at 11:13 AM The things that come into your head lol!!! Jack Ellison January 12, 2018 at 11:39 AM I know... I should be censored!!!! How are you today sweet Judith S.!!! xxxxxxxxx

Lim'Rik Flats January 12, 2018 at 8:44 AM Jack said, "Pepper?"//She said, "Please,"//gesundeit!//what a night!//Jackson and his squeeze. RESEARCH ON PROFESSOR JACK!!! Jack Ellison January 12, 2018 at 8:48 AM Amazing what we find with a little delving!!! LOL We've totally lost all of our snow! How's about that???

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart January 12, 2018 at 8:06 AM Giggles, funny one Pops! Now picturing a "violent" big O... ;) Jack Ellison January 12, 2018 at 8:10 AM Some people have all the fun!!! lol xxx