Sneezing

Sneezing There was a nose that blew and blew ‘Achoo!’ it yelled, ‘Achoo! Achoo!’ It’s master, from her bed arose, Cried, “Golly! Someone stop this nose!’ The dumb nose ran like an open tap, “Achoo! Achoo! The lame thing rapped. ‘I’ve had enough!” the poor girl cried, “I must have this damn nose died!” She cut it down, ignoring it’s cries, And smashes it till the stupid nose dies, Then with triumph and victories, She changed a new nose for all to see. So, warning to all stubborn noses Don’t go running like open hoses.