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Best Sloth Poems

Below are the all-time best Sloth poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of sloth poems written by PoetrySoup members

Premium Member Admissions of a Sloth
I like to exercise my mind, but how I hate to work.
Whatever needs exertion is the action that I shirk.
Labor with the brain is fine....

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Categories: sloth, funny, workme,

Sidney sloth was so very very shy
He’d hide in the treetops way up high

Hanging upside down so no one could see
He’d painted his toes red...

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Categories: sloth, fantasy, fun, humorous, silly,

Premium Member Female Pygmy Sloth
Female Pygmy Sloth
By Valerie D. Staton

Female pygmy sloth
Emits emergent mating call,
Males hurry…slowly

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Categories: sloth, animal, nature,

His life is an Epic story in a tragic playlet 
He is the one person who opens wares an hour after the market 
He comes...

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Categories: sloth, funny, life, satire

Premium Member Zolar the Inet God
(after Edgar Allan Poe's "The Angel of the Odd")

It was a tidy day and I sat, replete, under vellux blankets.
Sadly, my tea was weak, the...

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Categories: sloth, abuse, addiction, anti bullying,

Premium Member My Seven ''Deadly'' Sins
Oh pride, pride, I do have pride
Pride of my country, pride in my siblings, and my nephews and niece
I am proud of me too, I...

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© Dear Heart  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: sloth, anger, emotions, life, lust,

Premium Member My Zoo From A to Z
Alligators, Aardvarks; Arctic fox and hare. Also Armadillos and Asses will be there!

Bobcats, Beavers, Boars; One Blue whale will do! Bovines and a Booby (maybe...

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Categories: sloth,

The New Seven Deadly Sins
I think it's time to do an update
Of The Seven Deadly Sins
Most people do not know them all
Sit down and let's begin
I'm not really religious

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Categories: sloth, religion, sin,

Premium Member THE JOURNAL

In the dusty cobwebs of my inspirational mind,
I’ve written volumes of scripted details, pondered
Epic thoughts, and let mine imagination roam the
Fields of complete abandonment.
A wild...

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© cherl dunn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: sloth, adventure, art, history, imagery,

The Seven Deadly Sins Revisited
Do not be angry with your fellow friend
It tears you apart
And, it puts stress on your heart

No need to own more than you already have

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Categories: sloth, faith, inspirational, life,

Seven Deadly Sins
Suicidal motions following this melody
With pain comes ecstasy
Blood flowing instantly
Forming a beautiful monstrosity

Rage brings insanity
Uncontrollable profanity
The imminent loss of sanity
A horrifying calamity

Anger shadows envy
A need...

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Categories: sloth, addiction, anger, betrayal, cry,

Premium Member Battle of the Gods
In Monolithic monuments are the bringers of the derelict dawn
I see many idolatrous idols, forged in ancient bibliothecal Babylon
Within worshipful winds, that carry words of...

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Categories: sloth, abuse, desire, sin,

I wish not to see such disgrace,
As that which humankind has conjured
Greed envelopes all into stout fingers
Lust embraces passionate youth
Envy breathes in the minds of...

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Categories: sloth, loss, people, philosophy, social,

7 Deadly Sins
7 Deadly Sins

When God showed me a vision,
I was wondering if what it is all about,
He was showing me the greatness, and fullness of life,

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Categories: sloth, deep, dream, earth, emotions,

Premium Member Six-Word Couplet Series Encore
His regular emissions
Worthy of politicians

To the anteater
Nothing is sweeter

Feel his chagrin
Labelled deadly sin

With justified reason
Deplores festive season

Mobile on belly
Recumbent in...

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Categories: sloth, humor,

Someplace Else
A falling star met butter fingers, 
  kissed the pavement rain, 
scorched threadbare pocket cloth, 
  dream vapour in the wet. 
Dark smoke...

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© Tony Bush  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: sloth, introspection, love,


I’m shadow’s child,
grown on the lake,
by women on their own.
The reedy cattails, 
and brown mud pots, 
occupy my time.
I’m taller now, 
and skinny too,
like some...

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© Edlynn Nau  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: sloth, age, childhood, death, growth,

Tropical Rainforest
As the first man alive to be king of a tropical rainforest

I can guarantee this reign will be far from the shortest

What I'm trying to...

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Categories: sloth, girlfriend-boyfriend, happiness, imagination, life,

Melt away Racism
Melt away Racism – Zamreen Zarook

Various ways the populace onset,
Launching always begin with an inset,
Day by day every mind starts to feel upset,
But it...

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Categories: sloth, anger, betrayal, change, character,

Premium Member Seven Deadly Sins
Screwed XI Contest
Sponsor: Rob Carmack

There's seven deadly sins, I am number one.
When the darkness comes, I am very fun.
My wrath of death seems to follow...

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© Lu Loo  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: sloth, dark, sin,

When life slips into sameness
And the days go drifting by,
Those who shuffle, feeling aimless,
Should find other fish to fry.

For the bored are never blameless
Since there’s...

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Categories: sloth, life,

Yoga in Poem A Novel Approach Step 3

VAJRASANA -   The Hardy Hose   STEP 3


Vajrasana is one of the few Asanas, which is suitable for all and everyone. It...

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Categories: sloth, health, inspirational,

Portal to the South
I miss you, already
Your rough beauty
How you pretend to be wild
Being already postmodern.
The swings in your mood
Welcoming and repelling me,
Caressing me, bringing me down.
Your invitations...

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Categories: sloth, absence, adventure, beach, longing,

Hi dear poetry soupians
I'm one of those peach 
hued Indians
I'll present to you my 
own Indian poetic curries 
and broth
for PoetrySoup, yet I post 

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Categories: sloth, adventureurdu,

Premium Member The Devil
The Devil				

Genocide Srebrenica and Žepa

The monkey of chetnik
Blessing guns
Killing nuns
Calls himself a priest
While performing massacres discreet

A Serbian ape
Dressed in holy cloth
No one is fooled
The old...

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Categories: sloth, hate, sin, war,