I Wish I Was a Sloth

I Wish I was a Sloth

I wish I was a Sloth, hanging from a Tree,
Because If I was a Sloth; no more work for me.
The pace of life would suit me fine,
No need to be there, no need to be on time.
Suspended floppily upside down,
No need of excitement, no need of a frown.
I’d have to be a Vegan Sloth, eat only berries and fruits,
No Insects or Lizards, just healthy nutritious shoots.
I’d be right at home, in the rain forests of Peru,
After all, in England, it rains a lot here too.
I wouldn’t have to wear my three-piece suit or tie,
Spend my days naked, looking toward the sky.

So, I wish I was a Sloth hanging from a Tree,
If I was a Sloth, such happiness the life for me.

Written and entered on Poetry Soup 6th May 2018
Entry for John's Sonnet 2018 contest

Written 6th May 2018
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Krampe Avatar
May 8, 2018 at 2:48 PM
sounds very relaxing :) Congrats on your win, Kevin.
Allison Avatar
May 7, 2018 at 6:16 PM
what a fabulous animal you chose Kevin, many congrats on your win:-) hugs jan xx
Dietrich Avatar
May 7, 2018 at 5:20 PM
So far, this is one of the most attractive of the animal choices for ME, that is for sure. Actually I am already a sloth. What am I talking about? CONGRATS for your awesome win.
Shaw Avatar
May 8, 2018 at 2:56 PM
Thanks Andrea, regards, Kevin xx
Wigley Avatar
May 7, 2018 at 12:05 PM
Congrats, Kevin a fine choice of animal. You cat beat loafing around. Regards, Viv
Shaw Avatar
May 7, 2018 at 12:13 PM
Thanks Viv, I enjoyed the challenge and thank you for my high placement, regards, Kevin
Gauthier Avatar
May 7, 2018 at 11:27 AM
Back with well deserved congrats, Kevin.
Y. Avatar
May 7, 2018 at 8:16 AM
Hi Kevin, Congratulations on your placement in the contest:-) Alexis
Gentry Avatar
May 7, 2018 at 6:03 AM
Congratulations on your placement with this clever "I wish I was..." Enjoyed.
Gauthier Avatar
May 6, 2018 at 8:43 PM
Lovely. I certainly do have days like this. Love your poem, Kevin.
Leiser Avatar
May 6, 2018 at 4:03 PM
Ah, the easy life of a sloth...great poem!
Sands Avatar
May 6, 2018 at 3:39 PM
This is great Kevin! Good luck in the contest :)
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