Admissions of a Sloth

I like to exercise my mind, but how I hate to work.
Whatever needs exertion is the action that I shirk.
Labor with the brain is fine.  I do it all the time.
How I love to sit and read or think of words that rhyme.

But send me to the bathroom with a brush so that I'll scrub,
and I'll barely rub the ring off.  Then I'll lie there in the tub.
Peek inside; you'll find me, a novel in one hand,
resting as I'm soaking in my own little Bubble Land.

Clean the oven?  What a joke.  The most that I can stand
is loading up the wash machine (a task that's merely bland).
Maybe run the vacuum once a week across the floor,
and quickly dab where dust is bad; most stuff I ignore.

As my jobs all pile up, housework's even more a chore.
Why must work that's physical be such a dreadful bore?
My well-ingrained aversion to utilizing muscle
does have one exception: at the gym I like to hustle.

To kick box is so fun although it makes me sweaty.
Step and dance are choreographed.  For those I'm always ready.
But I wish that just as quickly as from running on a tread
I could burn up calories doing workouts in my head!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Bacha Avatar
April 16, 2013 at 7:57 PM
Congratulation Andrea, very original, who do you want to kick???? 7>>>>> Fave.....Love Terry xoxoxoxo
A   Avatar
April 15, 2013 at 9:11 PM
Andrea, Congratulations with your winning secret poem In Judy's " tell me your secret " contest.. thank you for sharing :-) :-) :-). Always & Forever * PD
Ober Avatar
April 15, 2013 at 2:26 PM
I love kickboxing!!! I'm adding this to my favourites, Andrea. I am EXACTLY like you, and you have summarized the feeling so fantastically here. When I have to do housework, I crank the music and dance like an idiot around the house. That makes it slightly less boring haha :)
Hunter Avatar
April 15, 2013 at 7:27 AM
Haha...right on. I like kickboxing too...have for years. Congrats!
Oyewole Avatar
April 14, 2013 at 12:52 AM
Yeah fabulous... Congrats on your win my lady... Well done~ A.O
Bono Avatar
April 13, 2013 at 11:48 PM
fantastic.it's all so true.hope all is well.take care.
Konos Avatar
April 13, 2013 at 8:56 PM
Thank you for entering my contest
A   Avatar
January 4, 2013 at 11:42 PM
ha.... love what brought you to write about this poem...pd
Horsman Avatar
December 2, 2012 at 2:16 PM
Oh i heard all this before, but never in such an entertaining way, wonderful poem...
Tideswell Avatar
June 1, 2010 at 7:13 AM
LOL, what a fun read, you must have had fun writing this one too. It started off great, and you managed to keep the momentum throughout. Each stanza was just as amusing as the last, all with great rhyme & meter too. Loved it :)
Byrne Avatar
June 1, 2010 at 4:08 AM
Exercise the mind? Try accountancy for a week and you will know all about chores!
Bloomsfield Avatar
June 1, 2010 at 2:01 AM
Ow my my,I can't stop laughing,You are one lucky woman,that can do it your way. .I do all the chores you mentioned from the oven to the tub,I guess its time to do it your way,to sit and rhyme,go to the gym,go to some flamenco lessons,and let the dishes pile,Good idea ,to my favorites. .C.
Chachere Avatar
May 31, 2010 at 8:18 PM
lol.i don;t think anyone would want to peek inside the bathroom, if someone is in bubble land.haha, kick boxing sounds fun, good for you, staying in shape, fun Andrea!! -alwayss
Mehta Avatar
May 31, 2010 at 5:54 PM
To me also labour with the brain is fine. Enjoyed it
Sweetheart Avatar
May 31, 2010 at 5:27 PM
Oh how cool and fun is this one Andrea... good jub to compare us to the cutie panda .. they are so adorable.. as we all are at times... Frank has inspired u I see... well he is a great character on the Soup and we appreciate his wit and poetry... luv.. Linda-Marie.. my new contest "Dreamy Desserts" is now posted... money prizes..big deal my friend... luv.. Linda-Marie..
K. Avatar
May 31, 2010 at 4:51 PM
Welcome to Sloths Anonymous, dear Andrea! Haha really enjoyed reading these admissions of yours--and how well I can relate to it ;) "workouts in my head"--now wouldn't that be a dream :)
A   Avatar
May 31, 2010 at 2:40 PM
Crazy you, sounds really intresting you dancing around like a women cleaning up the world. Take a break than you will burn more calories, j.k. enjoyed and have yourself a wonderful Memorial Day,..p.d.
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