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Best Sloppiness Poems


Jesus Loses Red Card Appeal
Dependable Defender Jésus Christ of Nazareth Football Club

This morning lost His appeal for the red card He received

During His side game with the highly rated Pharisees

He’ll  be unavailable for their match against the Sadducees


He was sent off by no-nonsense referee Pontius Pilate

For defeating a...

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Categories: sloppiness, best friend, betrayal, bible,
Form: Quatrain
Still In Love, Part 1
I was up all night, to pray that, this isn't some sort of payback
Even after letting these years pass, I'm still holding my tears back
Because all these feelings that I have, got me feeling, like I'm feeling kind of sad
Every night, I'm in the same...

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Categories: sloppiness, beautiful, best friend, break
Form: Narrative
Train To White City
Slouching on the evening train
Ravelling through old anxieties,
It better than eye contact with robots
Haplessly Shuffling on and off 
The deepest and fondest memories appear
Through the thorny ripples of mind
Speeding down memory lane
First memory, first bike, first bruise
First Day of school, no front teeth
Fast forward to...

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Categories: sloppiness, how i feel, humorous,
Form: Prose Poetry

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Premium Member Bulbs-Bows- Beer
I've done my part
all the players laid to rest,
three wise men gazing at a star
a gentle beast braying
the lamb with the chipped leg
a family of three still smiling
though they lost a bit more hay. 
    
Miracle messiah dumped to the back of...

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Categories: sloppiness, betrayal,
Form: Free verse
Do You Iron Your Jeans
When I was young my mum ironed my jeans
With my clean underwear on I thought I looked keen
But as I grew older and had to look after myself
Ironing your jeans was a sign of wealth

So I didn't iron them to give that lived in hook
When...

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Categories: sloppiness, fashion, world,
Form: Ballad
Premium Member Truth beyond bias in belief and perception
                        Truth beyond bias in belief and perception
              ...

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Categories: sloppiness, confusion,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Making Me Somebody
Thank you my Father God Almighty for making me, somebody,
You are the best who gives me rest,
You give no sloppiness,
Even when I am sitting at my desk,
Taking a test of life, through all the sacrifices You have made,
You have delivered me from all my mess...

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Categories: sloppiness, adventure, america, anniversary, appreciation,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Ink Splatter
My only way to tell your Poem
is to tell you mine
I read alot of poetry...
from time to time,

Some I find confusing, four letter words
you shouldn't be using...
instead YOU do contrive words
which do not rhyme or don't belong
like "dust upon my broken-legged desk
abandoned for so long"...

when...

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Categories: sloppiness, analogy,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Ice Cold Red Hot
They walk on coals on tippy toes for years —
Ice cold, red hot, a ravished tongue of spurs.
With hope, they balance happiness and fears.
Over stove, truly shamed, the pot it stirs.
Severe, the cursed to pace through fragile time.
On doors they knock and tear off locks...

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Categories: sloppiness, angst, marriage,
Form: Sonnet
Some Temples
In the far Far East,
a few strange Hindu temples are intricately carved,
& are most pornographically exuberant,
everywhere there are wrathful-playful-sexual-
vengeful-gesturing-carousing-beckon  -ing -
ascending-descending-riding-weeping  - flying -
alluring - humping - bumping- twerking -
singing, or just dancing around being the epitome
of gods and
godlings.

Even in hotel America
there is...

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Categories: sloppiness, poetry,
Form: Free verse
my imaginary friends
my imaginary friends 

My wife often laughs at me
thinks I'm a kind but odd person
I regard Sam Smith as a friend 
although I have never met him 
he is so very kind when he could 
have exposed me as a failed
poet who published poetry books
before he mastered the...

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© Jan Hansen  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: sloppiness, absence, abuse, addiction, allusion,
Form: Blank verse
Wackiness
No one missed the cock's wackiness,                                 Still it was a dreaminess,  ...

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Categories: sloppiness, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Monorhyme

Book: Reflection on the Important Things