Best Skanky Poems
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Ms. Rude is still writing her snide remarks
She sounds like a mad dog who barks and barks
Geeze, lady, give it a rest
Your thinking is oppressed
I'm sure some of your undies have skid...
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Categories:
skanky, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Drama Drama Drama"My fiance is obviously cheating on me.
He's giving some witch's poetry a read.
He always leaves her more comments than he does with me.
Why did I ever get engaged to a poet overseas?"
"I didn't place high in your contest. What is wrong with you!?"
"You submitted the...
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Categories:
skanky, people, poetry,
Form:
Rhyme
WhoreComforting self destruction
Ice thawed by blood
Soul torn apart
Heart trampled in the mud
Innocent little life
Trying to find its way
Child with no father
Cries the day away
Love without reason
Life without hope
See the blooming soul inside
Smell the burning dope
Pain that's been felt
Many times before
All because of one
Skanky little...
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Categories:
skanky, angst, caregiving, friendship, inspirational,
Form:
My Sweet Camel Toe, Where'D You GoWhere'd you go?
oh where did you go
my precious camel toe?
played me like a fiddle
with your bubbly middle
you're such a skanky hoe
but I love you so
camel toe
camel toe
we had magic
we had fire
purple sweatpants my desire
come back camel toe
victory! camel toe
you're the villain
you're the winner
with your...
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Categories:
skanky, funny, happiness, lost love,
Form:
Free verse
Grand PrioritiesWhat fills your goals, son?
I told you!
Need to get my car rolling [life rolling, love rolling]
yesterday,
if not today...
If I may interrupt
to process mindful resilience
for a bit...
Let me ask again:
Noticing you are concerned about long-winded
and -winding
and -whining
and -worrying despair
regarding personal and commercial transportation issues,
[but not...
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Categories:
skanky, black african american, earth,
Form:
Political Verse
Hiking HomeHis thick-soled hiking shoes
tread too loudly
to celebrate time's homing invitation
to hear and see,
feel and smell resonantly hidden diversity
within Spirit's wooded ridge.
He stops to break from sacrilegious pounding
plodding echoes
reverberating through ears attuned for inside voices,
languaged listening and recreation,
amusements excluded from wild nature's cathedral voices,
receiving impassioned...
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Categories:
skanky, heart, humor, love, nature,
Form:
Free verse
At the Foot Bridge On River of FireAt the foot bridge on river of fire
I saw the lanky devil of Derbyshire
He walked with a kind of amble
I had a good reason to tremble.
I borrowed trouble from his peer
Hundred dollars in yesteryear
He glimpsed at my furrowed face
I gulped for air and picked up...
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Categories:
skanky, poetry,
Form:
Narrative
Nervana - In a Flick of An Instant(Warning...it has a sexual theme to it. You have been warned, innocent readers! Expect the unexpected in this one)
You have the nerve
To give me nervana like I deserve
Nothing's wrong with me
Maintain my lustful heart patiently
I hate my life
I glance at my knife
As it slips...
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Categories:
skanky, deep,
Form:
Free verse
why?(a story in Senryus)
I can’t figure out
why everything doesn’t
happen like I want.
I brush my teeth and
floss regularly, I wash
my roommates dishes,
I am generous,
I don’t run in the hallways,
I do my homework.
I support pizza
places, Amazon - I spur
the economy
semi-sleepless night
no worries, but tossing with
no sleep -...
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Categories:
skanky, fashion, friendship, humor, life,
Form:
Senryu
The Twelve DaysThe Twelve Days of my Christmas Wedding
On the first day of Christmas for what it did to me a bride the size of a balsam tree
On the second day of Christmas for what it did to me two little brats and a bride the size...
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Categories:
skanky, christmas, wedding,
Form:
Free verse
Reds Against QueensAlthough I am a ***** white Queen
let me reassure you
I can be just as mean
or as green,
Mr. Clean,
as any fascist
conjured in your wildest
wettest dream.
I can kick my ruby RightWing heels
and hold my greenly skanky breath
as long as it takes, tis true,
until you eventually agree
to turn...
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Categories:
skanky, gender, happiness, health, humanity,
Form:
Political Verse
The Game of Thrones2O The Pestilence ripens in the fields
as pest harvests the shops and till
Harvesting of diminished yields
To !REAL CONSPIRACY!
Sovereignty-PIRACY, tips the scales of justice,
feilty, unity, irony
A question mark with its answer
Written on the wall with pen of blood
and filth of ashened...
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Categories:
skanky, abuse, anger,
Form:
Rhyme
Bar Steward Town 8Do you satisfy your wife?
Let me do that to her
Things like that happen here
Nobody thought odd of it
Not even to the pissed couple bonking
In the school yard after hours
All the town's folk were this way
Thirsty and drinkers all the time
It was sort of local pride
Just...
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Categories:
skanky, animal, poverty, slam,
Form:
Verse
RASTA ANDREW AND THE LADY WITH THE RED DREADLOCKSREGGIE WHITE SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS AT UNIVERSITY MALL THE DAY YJAY TOWNSEND JOHNSON HENRY PLOTTED TO HAVE ME MURDERED OVER MY POETRY THE KILLERS LAY AWAITING FOR ANDREWS TAHOE TO PULL IN THEY PARKED IN FRONT OF MY DOOR IMAGINE KILLERS HIDING IN A WASHER A...
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Categories:
skanky, allah,
Form:
Naat
The Game of ThronesO Self Righteous Mew Martyred Lost
unto
Dragons breath, and roasted lots
amongst the spit and gradually heated pots
crows, counted among the cost,
counting zeros,
onesies and Aftermath of Astral Thoths
Line by line
into perdition we go deeper into the plot of plots
Into
Penitance, no
Penance, yes
Lusts succulent-grows
In laboratory...
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Categories:
skanky, abuse, anger,
Form:
Rhyme