Best Sick As A Dog Poems

.     *DOGGY  STYLE*

Tonight! Tonight! I must display.
About my man's doggy style way.

Once he comes home he acts like I'm his "DOGGY BAG."
"It’s DOGGING ME!" The way he starts to nag.

He came from the bar with his "DOG BREATH!"
Calling me by...

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Seems like only yesterday,
when I wore a white cap and gown.                                  ...

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I took my doggy for a ride.
She looked so cute sitting by my side.

And then she gave a little cough
And couldn't seem to turn it off.

She was sick on the seat, but it got worse
She threw up into my open purse.

She was just as sick...

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"You've got six months, nine at the most.
If you opt for chemo, we could stretch it some.
Maybe a couple of years, 
but first six months of serious treatments."

When he said nine months
I thought that's the normal prenatal life
So I have possibly a pregnancy left.
Decisions, Decisions,...

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A short sighted old doctor called Charlie
Poured water from a bottle to make tea
But the taste wasn't right 
Got one hell of a fright
On close inspection the bottle said pee...

He called the opticians to book a test 
Rinsed his mouth out then headed home to...

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They say,                                           ...

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Hiring the wolf 
to track you down 
A bounty is on your head, 
he will sniff out the culprit 
As for the pig, 
he plays the martyr in all this, 

the stench of it 
in claiming to be guilty 
Beasts threatening 
to make curry 
if...

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Trapped like a mouse!
Squished like a bug!
Stuck like glue.  Eeeew!
Scared stiff like a deer caught in the head lights!
Shaking like a leaf.
Sick as a dog.
Dumb as a doorknob.
Blind as a bat.
Mad as hell!

One thing I'm not lately is,
sleeping like a baby!...

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Hair Of The Dog...

I woke up this morning with the brown bag flu,
And I’m sick as a dog from too many brews;

But you know what they say “Hair of the Dog”,
I poured me a beer, to rid my mind of this fog;

My stomach is churning...

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Most of us taught to ignore the things
We're born to be then go & cave in to conformity
Because no one can win against war machines
It all blows in the wind like a hoard of leaves
While those at the top that hold the keys 
That won't...

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I rang the bell, but it made no sound...
 I fell on my face, but not to the ground...
 I cried out to god, but she was gone...
 I sang all the words but not the song...
 I wept without a single tear..
 I was...

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