Best Sick As A Dog Poems

.     *DOGGY  STYLE*

Tonight! Tonight! I must display.
About my man's doggy style way.

Once he comes home he acts like I'm his...

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Seems like only yesterday,
when I wore a white cap and gown.              ...

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I took my doggy for a ride.
She looked so cute sitting by my side.

And then she gave a little cough
And couldn't seem to turn it...

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"You've got six months, nine at the most.
If you opt for chemo, we could stretch it some.
Maybe a couple of years, 
but first six months...

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A short sighted old doctor called Charlie
Poured water from a bottle to make tea
But the taste wasn't right 
Got one hell of a fright
On close...

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He worked 
his entire life
in order to make money,
worked in three jobs
and got sick
sick like a dog...

Then he spent
the money
to get his health
back...

Anxious 
like a...

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Hiring the wolf 
to track you down 
A bounty is on your head, 
he will sniff out the culprit 
As for the pig, 
he plays...

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They say,                       ...

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Trapped like a mouse!
Squished like a bug!
Stuck like glue.  Eeeew!
Scared stiff like a deer caught in the head lights!
Shaking like a leaf.
Sick as a...

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Hair Of The Dog...

I woke up this morning with the brown bag flu,
And I’m sick as a dog from too many brews;

But you know what...

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I rang the bell, but it made no sound...
 I fell on my face, but not to the ground...
 I cried out to god, but...

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