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Doggone*Dog *contest*

.     *DOGGY  STYLE*

Tonight! Tonight! I must display.
About my man's doggy style way.

Once he comes home he acts like I'm his "DOGGY BAG."
"It’s DOGGING ME!" The way he starts to nag.

He came from the bar with his "DOG BREATH!"
Calling me by the name of Beth.

When he settles down he starts acting like he's the "TOP DOG!"
"DOGGONE IT!" doesn't he know I'm adding this bone to my blog.

Now he's drunk acting "MEAN LIKE a JUNK YARD DOG!"
I taunt him by calling him a pig and a hog.

We "FIGHT LIKE CATS and DOGS," this really must be love?
"It's a DOG eat DOG WORLD" when push comes to shove!

Once again he will sleep "IN THE DOG HOUSE!"
This time for ripping my favorite blouse.

It's too bad "YOU CAN'T TEACH an OLD DOG NEW TRICKS!"
I wish he was a real dog, he needs to be neutered and fixed.

I think I will laugh and kiss him good night.
Anyways "HIS BARK is WORSE THAN HIS BITE!"

By morning he will be "SICK AS A DOG" and scary like a mouse.
I'm still waiting to be "Happy as a FLEA in a DOG HOUSE!"

"HE IS NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG" thinking it's doggy style all the time!
In his rabies case his desires keeps getting worse than slobber and slime.

.Should I tell my man that his actions are  what I call humans love torch?
 With the reaction "IF you can’t run with the BIG DOG's PUPPY, STAY on the porch!"

By; smiles

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 4/28/2016 8:25:00 PM
loving this one again. last time I checked it out was way back in 2012!!
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Date: 2/4/2016 11:28:00 PM
doggy who? lol
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Date: 4/26/2013 7:16:00 PM
Fun poem about encouraging dog gone PD
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Date: 1/20/2013 10:03:00 AM
Hi, my dearest sis and only greatest poet! Stopping by here before i finally sign off tonight. I think I've missed this one. I'm so sorry, but it's a real tip-top or stellar couplets which delighted me much tonight. I extremely love it and so much enjoyed. Thank you so much my dearest! love much 4ever, Leonora
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Date: 3/27/2012 9:29:00 PM
hahaha, seeing this old one that my contest had inspired in you. PD, thanks for wishing me luck on that one contest you just saw my poem posted for, but it was judged recently and I got NOTHING. hahaha. Not even a dang HM. WRite something new, sweetie. Love when you post new stuff.
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Date: 9/23/2010 11:35:00 AM
This is very funny. You managed to string together a lot of dog phrases in your poem. Good luck in the contest.
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Date: 9/19/2010 11:22:00 PM
Oh, P.D, here it is . I almost forgot to come here and tell you how much I had enjoyed this. I was thinking it looked like one of yours and I very much wanted to give it a win, but it was at least two stanzas too long. You did a very good job using all those expressions, PD and I truly appreciate your trying out my comments. Thanks for all your support, my friend. LUv, Andrea
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Date: 9/4/2010 3:01:00 PM
great creative mind, I enjoy the way you think rather than the way it lays, creative and original BTW, sorry bout my last one. the computer wouldn't let me use the female dog name that rhymes with rich. I think it took away from the impact. What do you think?
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Date: 9/2/2010 5:45:00 PM
You get a top mark. It's not classic , but it is a keeper because it is loose, fast and laugh aloud funny. Entertaining, and we all need one or two of those in ANY portfolio. Thanks, p.d. a keeper! Regards, Gerard
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Date: 9/1/2010 5:47:00 PM
Wow! This is an impressive array of dog phrases! Very clever :) Best wishes, Kris
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Date: 9/1/2010 4:30:00 AM
Very witty humorous and funny write. You have almost made an anatomy of Dogs habits and have given it a shape. I think this one would be a unique entry of its own kind. My best wishes for your contest. And many thanks for your good wishes and appreciations of my Poems. Sorry I was away from internet in the last 7-8 days hence couldn't acknowledge. Love and best wishes always....Ravindra....Poet D
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Date: 8/31/2010 6:22:00 PM
"Doggy Dog World. Meow! ha ha he!=(^^)="
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Date: 8/31/2010 12:23:00 PM
hi again pd :D-- this place high!! I hope it wins-- you put in here A LOT of those dog expressions and I am so impressed with how you made this work-- way to go pd :)
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Date: 8/31/2010 5:00:00 AM
Good luck in the contest with this funny entrance, P.D.! Enjoyed the read and have a great week! Thank you for all your comments, LeeAnn!...Gert:)
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Date: 8/31/2010 4:20:00 AM
Sounds like a love hate relationship to me! So tell me Miss Destroyer...when did you first realize that you hated your father? How did that make you feel?:)
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Date: 8/31/2010 2:38:00 AM
still catching up with coments, this is wonderful P.D, you are so talented, you should be a script writer for T.V. Harry
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Date: 8/30/2010 3:35:00 PM
you certainly got them all in to this little rhyme. Good luck. Soup mail
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Date: 8/30/2010 5:53:00 AM
What a fun entry for the contest. Best of luck in the contest. Thank you for your sweet comments on my poetry. Aloha, Connie
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Date: 8/29/2010 9:01:00 PM
Just a quick "hello" to my P.D.BBF and hope u had a terrific weekend.. my son is better ..getting a transfusion tomorrow...then I will be leaving him on Tuesday.. his fiance' came for two days and he was happy... so right now.. more planes in my future luv... looking forward to seeing Ron again...
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Date: 8/29/2010 4:45:00 PM
This a excellent entry for contest. You are a wonderful poet luv. Can I ask you an honest question, since you've gone back and read my earlier work: do you think I've gotten better? Please be honest I can take it. Love Michael
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Date: 8/29/2010 4:17:00 PM
Wow pd, you sure managed to get plenty of doggie sayings into your witty write. Very funny and enjoyable. haha captcha is objecting to all the dogginess around here, it's making me type MEEW. Is this for Andrea's contest? if so check your title ~ Sharon :)
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Date: 8/29/2010 3:58:00 PM
Hi there this poem is so o oh funny! Great creativity. I love it. Gloria
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Date: 8/29/2010 12:49:00 AM
A very entertaining read, made me laugh, thanks!
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Date: 8/28/2010 2:52:00 PM
Very creative, PD! Good luck in the contest. And thank you for your kind comment on my latest. Caroline.
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Date: 8/28/2010 1:03:00 PM
You got a winner here.I really liked this one.I appreciate your very sweet and kind comments you send.My daughter is my friend too but I've lost my'best friend'my mom.Teresa
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