Best Seat Of The Pants Poems
Purple PonderingI’m at the age where
I’ve grown really long hair
And I don’t denim care
That the trend is to cut it
No longer wearing high heels
Just for a flex or a thrill
More about how my feet feel
And they don’t love it
I don’t have many pink plans
Flying by seat...
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Categories:
seat of the pants, birth, poetry, red,
Form:
Rhyme
Digital Footprintsone night i dreamt i was surfing in cyberspace &
many images flickered in Adobe Flash
with every movement made, every keystroke &
slide of the mouse to & fro,
i hadn’t a clue (in real time), but i knew
that there were centillions of digital footsteps
being made...
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Categories:
seat of the pants, life, world, time,
Form:
Free verse
Reg EversonKitted out with a uniform, I felt the part,
But the deesire inside is always the art;
I was enlisted as a pilot under training,
And inoculated, vaccinated in yearning.
The medical exam asserted no divinity,
And taught us about our own humanity;
I passed it with flying...
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Categories:
seat of the pants, courage, death, history, tribute,
Form:
Heroic Couplet
Fly-BoysWorld War I gave us the fly-boys
Who flew by the seat of their pants.
Many would never return from war
While others survived by chance.
Their planes were mostly canvas and wood
Gasoline, bullets, bombs and poison gas.
Every pilot carried his own pistol
Wearing leathers, scarf and goggles of glass.
Aviators...
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Categories:
seat of the pants, adventure, death, history, inspirational,
Form:
ABC
Mama's EyesRemember when you were a kid
and you wish you'd gone and hid?
Mom gave you that look
from the corner of her eye
that said
you'd been caught in a lie.
With just one look
that's all it took
and you begin to cry.
With the narrowing of her eyes
that filled you...
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Categories:
seat of the pants, family, funny, life, mother,
Form:
Free verse
Keep Me Under ControlI am so wild, I carelessly run around
I am the last horse in a one horse town
I'm as wild as wild can be
I have zero guidance, so I live my life aimlessly
Do what you have to, send me to assist the Border Patrol
I need someone...
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Categories:
seat of the pants, funny, song-me, people, horse,
Form:
ABC
My Son Stole My Credit CardMy teenage son decided to steal my credit card.
I put him over my knee and spanked him hard.
He's been a pain in the butt ever since he first peed in my face.
He spent five thousand dollars in one day, it's truly a disgrace.
He bought stuff...
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Categories:
seat of the pants, father son, funny, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Hot FlashAhh what do I write?
I think I will write about I can feel you
Yeah I sure can
But I don't know one thing to the next
But it's kinda fun
I have no idea of what I am doing one minute to the next
fly by the seat of...
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Categories:
seat of the pants, faith, fun,
Form:
Free verse
Deciphering Crossword Puzzles, Cryptograms and Scrabblegrams Once Favorite PastimesDeciphering crossword puzzles, cryptograms and scrabblegrams once favorite pastimes
Livingsocial at 324 Level Road
circa post high school graduation
found yours truly voluntarily holed up
for an inordinate amount of time
within familiar four walls of his bedroom.
He preferred solitude versus
interacting with either his father or mother,
practicing perfect aggressive passive posture
whereby...
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Categories:
seat of the pants, 12th grade, angel, anxiety,
Form:
Free verse
ZorroThis is the story of old Mexico
Long ago in Nogalez town
About a young farm boy, while riding his burro
He could see something that was in the ground
He climed off his burror and started to dig
He could tell it was something round
All wraped in burlap was...
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Categories:
seat of the pants,
Form:
Rhyme
Nowhere MenNowhere Men
Roads have been long ones, for many an old man
who traversed every path, without having a plan.
Always flying, vicariously, by the seat of our pants.
Fighting many a battle, never in states of rants.
We just bears it, and carry on with the good fight
as our...
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Categories:
seat of the pants, introspection,
Form:
Rhyme
The High School Two StepAnother boy at the high school dance
Seeking love and a little romance
Then the cutest girl smiled
And I bowed quite beguiled
But it ripped out the seat of my pants...
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Categories:
seat of the pants, boy, girl, romance,
Form:
Limerick
The Ants On the TableI was sitting in the Florida sun,
Enjoying a moment of quiet fun-
When I noted some tiny ants hurrying across the table,
I wondered if it was fear or just because they were able.
Many times people are like these tiny ants,
We scurry around living by the seat...
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Categories:
seat of the pants, adventure, animals, funny, philosophy,
Form:
Rhyme
Wise Old MenOld Wise Men
Remember the oldest are wiser and more knowledgeable by far…
They have lived in this world seeing the best and worse there are.
They have seen more of life’s trip falls than you can ever guess.
They’ve traveled, seen other lives, and worked with those less...
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Categories:
seat of the pants, caregiving, dedication, devotion, family,
Form:
Cupid Pulls Back the BowLove Stuck
It started out as a cheek to cheek dance
an invitation to come take a chance
cupid pulls back the bow
letting love’s arrow go
now it’s stuck in the seat of my pants.
1/4/2017
submitted to - Cupid Pulls Back the Bow – Poetry Contest...
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Categories:
seat of the pants, humor, valentines day,
Form:
Limerick