Best Seasick Poems
A young man shipped out on the sea;
No care if ‘twas windward or lee.
But storms came along,
His stomach not strong,
Now sees ships only on TV!
Date: 7/15/18
There was a professor morbidly obese
A condition he was anxious to breach.
His students tried to help
By giving him kippered kelp.
Now he’s too sick to be able to teach.
I'm going through the motions whilst surfing in the sea
Now I’ve contracted typhoid, oh deary deary me!
Raw sewage pumped into the sea really is outrageous
Typhoid is a horrid disease and sadly it's contagious
02~07~17
The cruise came with a cost - covid 19
A pleasurable sea but the return sick
9/22/2022
*Feeling much better today!
These high waters are worse than choppy
Scary roller coasters they copy
Our vessel tossed like a sailboat
We can barely stay above or afloat
This storm is the worst I’ve ever seen
It makes my stomach feel green
I am too ill to primp or preen
Tossed and turned like a kidney bean
Dainty and seasick,
she is renewing
fanatical meditation
through increasing
tenaciousness.