Best Seasick Poems

A young man shipped out on the sea;
No care if ‘twas windward or lee.
	But storms came along,
	His stomach not strong,
Now sees ships only on TV!


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There was a professor morbidly obese
A condition he was anxious to breach.
His students tried to help
By giving him kippered kelp.
Now he’s too sick to be...

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I'm going through the motions whilst surfing in the sea
Now I’ve contracted typhoid, oh deary deary me!

Raw sewage pumped into the sea really is outrageous
Typhoid...

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Within the frame a sepia scene
a dusty porch   a rickety chair   
the fabric of your dusky face creased
with ceaseless sunbaked woes
your...

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"Once upon a midnight Poe"

Underneath the midnight mask, I remove the makeup at last,
The moon is an anvil to my mood, mooring along the vacant...

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THE RESTLESS SEA


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A story inscribed in the constellations
of the punctate canopy of night
Perseus astride the winged Pegasus
Hurtling to save his fair maid Andromeda 
from the beastly Cetus...

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Dear Folks:  I pen this note as we ply the dark and stormy sea.
Thanks to Uncle Sam I'm cruising on the Queen Mary, all...

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Tom was going to Norway
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The Luxury Cruise

By Elton Camp

A long ocean cruise I decided to book
Travel funds for several years it took
But it was money very well spent
And I...

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She was the vastness of the oceans
I, sailing the seas
Enjoying her swells, her too and fro
She would entice me with blue dreams of lore
I would...

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Oh, you know what I want, I want me a Red Pill Girl
	The kind that’s aware of the realities of the world
	The kind who’s awake...

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Some people give you butterflies
When staring deep into your eyes,
Or cause peculiar palpitations
Just from your kindly conversations,

But when you're on my mind it seems
You take...

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When this happened it caught the world off guard
An epic scene, a memory that you could not discard
Who would have guessed these two titans of...

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Turtles drooping can be signs of elitist tantrums on borderline wave cones. Such colours. And often feedback is not fodder so therefore indigestible. Taming a...

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