Best Sav Poems
Tyranisauris
Tyranisauris Rex said bugger off Tex
This is my swamp today
Fair suck of the sav
Don’t stick our you neck
Or I’ll slap you silly hey
So he buggered off in a cloud of scales
Cos Rex he didn’t play
No love affair
Frustrated yeah
And then he went away
Don Johnson
Categories:
sav, adventure
Form:
Rhyme
Sav[i]our
The white winter mist encases my lungs,
Like the smoke of my last cigarette did;
Sweet, soothing, real. But like me, not bitter.
For the longest of times, I could not speak.
I could not sing, and then I could not laugh.
But now, I am no longer bitter.
I sat to write a her a hundred words,
And in the end, wrote another thousand.
But not a single word was for her eyes.
Not a single word of anger or tears.
Instead I wrote hope and prosperity.
The nymph for which I went and sold my heart,
Was left in a drawer, on a high shelf.
Under the scrutiny of raven hair,
Of eyes tinted with a greyish blue hue,
I began penning my soul once again.
For were once I was cautious, I was warmed.
The cold ice of the long winter was gone,
And the sweet spring budded in November.
Though I cannot say what the future holds,
I can tell of what I am certain.
I hold her mind in such a high regard,
An intellect of lustful rivalry.
And how beautiful she is, that seraph.
Cast from the highest of heavenly hosts,
And dragged from the most tempting of the depths,
She fascinates my mind, speeds up my heart,
Intoxicates the very core of me.
Her petite frame on my poor, aching chest
Makes the finest hairs on me stand on end,
As the cold hands of dead loves claw at me.
I could lay an age in that enthralling bed,
Drunk from sweet wines, and the sound of her voice,
Sharing and baring our minds, common ground.
But the future is not our's to decide,
So let fate carry us, but on slow tides.
Categories:
sav, absence, angel, anger, beauty,
Form:
Iambic Pentameter
HI ALL ITSBEEN A WHILE IVE NOT BEEN AROUND SINCE THE LAST TIME I WAS AROUND THAT DAY I WAS LOWERED INTO THE GROUND.I’M GETTING SETTLED IN THE ONLY PROBLEM IT’S A BIT BORING FOR A SQUADDIE HERE THERE AINT NO FAGS AND CERTAINLY NO BEER.THE SAD THING IS THERE ARE MORE AND MORE OF US NOW WE ALL GET TO HANG OUT TOGETHER DOESN’T MATTER WHAT RANK WE WERE WE ALL GET TREATED LIKE ONE OF THE MOW.
ITS AMAZING WHAT YOU CAN SEE FROM UP HERE I EVEN WATCHED ALL MY MATES IN THE MESS TOASTING MY FAREWELL WITH CANS OF BEER, MUST ADMIT IT MADE ME SHED A TEAR. DONT WORRY ABOUT ME I HAVE GOOD MATES UP HERE, THERES GORDON, BARRY, JOHN, WALTER SAM, ROBERT, SAV AND GUS THEY ALL SEND THEIR BEST WISHES, SO DONT WORRY ABOUT ANY OF US
MISSING YOU ALL BUT THE BONUS IS I GET TO SEE YOU ALL EVERY DAY, I LOVE TO SEE YOU ALL MESSING ABOUT AND IT’S STILL FUNNY WHEN MUM SINGS. HAVE TO GO FOR NOW IM KEEPING AN EYE ON A WEE SQUADDIE IN THE GHAN, JUST REMEMBER IM YOUR GAURDIAN ANGEL UP HERE JUST MINUS THE WINGS AND I WILL LOOK AFTER YOU AND MY BOTHERS IN ARMS THE BEST I CAN
Categories:
sav, military, remember, mum,
Form:
Rhyme
C-O-R-O-N-A V-I-R-U-S L-O-C-K D-O-W-N (Acrostic)
C- Coming as human killer on this earth civic -C
O- Opening wings of poison secretly infect too -O
R- Rule cruelly overall the human body server -R
O- Out-breaking cough, sneeze, bad fever also -O
N- None knows it before from the planet of human -N
A- Available it is in world as harmful virus Corona -A
V- Vehemently infects the tiny living things as sav -V
I- Inheriting the cell of body power it kills every 'I' -I
R- Rears it inside body small to big disease as far -R
U- Until spoil it spreads death pangs between me and you -U
S- Self-awareness can save from such these germs -S
L- Live safe in home quarantine coz pandemic is cruel -L
O- Old or child nobody is safe from this unknown disease, so -O
C- Cooperate with govt. laws abiding the true religion ethic -C
K- Keeping neat and clear the self body from the toxic track -K
D- Do practice best to save the panicked heart from sad -D
O- Out of home now injurious to health though it feels zoo -O
W- Wealth is not health, knowing self is wealth, this if we knew -W
N- Nature would help us to save the world from these ruin -N
04.04.2020 Chattogram
Categories:
sav, conflict, death, depression, life,
Form:
Acrostic
It
falls and
brings
life to
the world,
cleansing
God's
creations.
You can hear the
soft whisper
of the
Sav-
ior, who
sometimes ap-
pears in
the
form of
drops.
Categories:
sav, faith
Form:
Free verse
I've mused for hours trying to develop something brilli-ant,
And have tossed aside many topics as being irrelev-ant.
The subject of "ants" caught my fancy as being signific-ant,
Tho' 'tis a matter of which I'm somewhat ignor-ant!
I pen this with tongue in cheek and am a bit nonchal-ant,
And enter territory at which I'm very nonconvers-ant.
I'll broach the theme and maybe we'll become so cogniz-ant,
That folks'll marvel at my savvy for being so observ-ant!
I trust I'll be forgiven if I seem a bit insouci-ant,
But I relish the chance to be a little flamboy-ant!
My spouse opines that such versifying is ineleg-ant,
Mortified that folks might think me a tippling inebri-ant!
If here and there I've been some redund-ant,
And some words and phrases are not exactly trench-ant,
Please be merciful to me your humble serv-ant,
For upon the issue of "ants" I'm not a savvy sav-ant!
Hallelujah! 'Tis the end of this rhyme and I'm euphori-ant!
This verse won't win Poem of the Month per my account-ant.
But, no mind, 'tis fun now and then to play the miscre-ant,
Penning outrageous verse for which I have a "pen"ch-ant!
Categories:
sav, funnyme,
Form:
Rhyme
6/27/17
What do all the relics mean?
Was the creation of hell from dreams?
Yes, well it seems
There are far too many expressing jealousies
Therefore manifesting destinies
Those on a power trip
Usually turn sour quick
Once they are exposed as counterfeit
And when you voucher it
I started to swim deeper
Coming face to face with the grim reaper
Feeling like Jason Statham
Causing havoc and mayhem
When **** hits the fan, I don't play and
Am a straight sav (savage) turned into a caveman
All across familiar and strange lands
Regardless of if we do or don't have the same plans
Potholes showing up even after the work from a recent road crew
I eventually broke loose
After arduous training, eating produce
And drinking 100 percent ratio juice
Turned into super saiyan goku
Can never have enough c-notes
On land and near the seacoast
By way of foot, car, train or speedboats
Nothings changed
This world (planet) is something strange
Regardless of if you hear me
Clearly
Everybody has their own theory
And a person that they look(ed) at dearly or sincerely
The trends come and go yearly
And weather occasionally changes fiercely
Don't be such a pain
Especially when you've got so much to gain
Open up your brain
It's not just a game
Always coming in with red eyes
Eleven out of ten times
These fools are actors
Got it twisted and backwards
Because they think they got all the answers
Categories:
sav, dark, how i feel,
Form:
Rhyme
It's the 3rd of the month
An excellently important day
5 decades or so ago,
My parents made a little 'roll in the hay'
Tonight, I'm spoiling myself
Going out for dinner el solo
Down to my favourite local Bistro
For Salmon Wellington, Cab Sav and Gateau
Made sure I phoned ahead,
with 3 weeks to go
Booked a delicious pescatarian meal
And a table outside, on the patio
I arrived with a grin
And was shown to a shabby table inside
Served Beef Wellington, Sav Blanc,
And for dessert, a Mince Pie!
Why? What? How could this be?
I immediately called for the Chef
Oh Lanser, how could you get this so wrong
Have you recently gone stone deaf?
No! He said, in his monotone
And pulled from his pocket an email
You sent us this note just yesterday
Updating your culinary detail
But it wasn't... I didn't.... Who could it have been?
To know that I'd definitely be here
Someone who would sabotage my effulgent glory
And rob me of my cheer?
Then it dawned on me
Who sabotaged my favourite night
It was my horrible ex-wife
She's darn clever, evil and so full of spite
Categories:
sav, divorce, fish, food, wine,
Form:
Rhyme
I said twenty seven and sixpence
Yes Janet worked with me
She pestered me a bit
She would call me funny names
And sometimes great half a wit
Her girlfriend said Janet needed some
I said twenty seven and sixpence …old time money 2 pounds 7 shillings and sixpence
That lunch we had a rum or two, as a joke
plus one
It was no coincidence
To get your attention
People abuse or tease you soon
We settled on the price and then
We went to her bedroom
Fair suck of the sav
An Aussie quote
how soon it got so better
the ebb n flow
tween toe and toe
till me feet were getting wetter
A car in her front yard we have
Hubby came home in time to catch her
I said he’s in the yard my love
And she flew off like a feather
So she jumped into her dress
Shoved me into the shower quick
And ran to open the door
And I strapped down a bit
So she paid me $2.75c next day
In February 2003.
Don Johnson
Sponsor frank herrera
Contest Name EROTICA
Categories:
sav, adventureme, me, time,
Form:
Rhyme
I'm not too overly computer sav v y.
I tried putting a Hefty bag in my recycle bin.
I signed up for free instant messenger. He was at my door by the last keystroke.
I started to cut and paste. Real soon my screen was covered with paper.
AOL trial members found me guilty.
Adobe reader? What idiot writes on bricks? Turning pages will poop you.
AOL Explorer browser? Tried it and found a set of eyeballs staring at me.
I downloaded my computer. Now it's on the floor.
I tried "Ultimate Arcade". Turned out to be a rifle range game, and I was the
target.
I took the term "software" seriously. Ever try to fold a laptop?
I'd never let my cow go near a Gateway sight.
Most people have Windows Media Player. I got mine rare. It rarely works.
I don't use America On Line anymore. Now I use the dryer.
I found the only way for me to pee in the toilet was to aim elsewhere.
I gave my lawyer a bunch of money to invest. Didn't realize he was investing in
himself. He won't take my calls, just my money.
Been there. Done it. Done it again. And again. I don't know what I'm doing.
I bought a can of Pam. But she wouldn't come out. Just hissed and spit at me.
My psychiatrist committed me for depraved indifference. Cause i woulnd't pay his
bill.
I used to think you needed a club foot to join a fraternity football team.
I was 13 before I learned that spitting in my face was not a perfectly normal
greeting.
I tried to join the Planetary Society, but they mooned me.
Must's had too much wine last night. Started drinking it through a strawberry
flavor-straw.
I wonder what someone who consumes edible panties has for desert?
I tried smoking pot when i was young, but couldn't get the copper lit.
Cheers!
Categories:
sav, confusion, family, life, mystery,
Form:
Burlesque
I bleed
Dark crimson drops
Dripping into water
Sounds like,
“Wo-man,
wo-man,
wo-man.”
I bleed
Pain, pain
Irrigating the soil
Of my now fertile womb
Seeds planted
Growing into life
I bleed
Only blood prepares
Where life begins
Blood for life
I bleed
Blush rose, Just a drop
Pain, Pain
To tear the veil
To open the way
The seed to plant
Sounds like,
“Wi-fe,
Wi-fe,
Wi-fe.”
I bleed
Deep scarlet waterfalls
The river he rides
Into this bloody world
Pain, Pain
Sounds like,
“Mo-ther,
Mo-ther,
Mo-ther.”
I bleed
The woman's war
Death holds my hand
As I scream
I bleed
Only blood can
bring new life
I bleed
Bottomless red fountains
Poured out on the ground
Pain, Pain
Sounds like,
“Sav-ior!
Sav-ior!
Sav-ior!”
I bleed
Each drop shed for you
From brow, limbs, and side
To give eternal life
To rip the veil
To open the way
To the most Holy
Only blood can bring life
Only my blood will do,
so,
I bleed
Categories:
sav, bible, birth, faith, jesus,
Form:
Free verse
If I make awards of the national kind
I pray I do not make them blind
To miss the true entrepneurs we have
The vendors villified in the street
Running from MoBay to city sav
Investing only hope and the dusty feet
These through rain and sleepless
Return again and again. I applaud them
That sort of stones you never called a gem.
Categories:
sav, political,
Form:
Free verse
Yav (Shastra)
Covid 19
Megh keirth sav-chavi
Han ek katha d-sh suktr
Mangal kaari la-n humra
Hom v-sh sansar bhah kri
Namh
2020/2021
In this I am experiencing about the expression on covid, 19 by pray
With love all
Jagdish Bajantri
Categories:
sav, 11th grade, death,
Form:
Jai bajran bali
Bhooth sang khele hum aankh micholi
Aap jeeto mai haru kaeyd mai humare kaei nar kankal jo Ho amavasya ki raat.....
Yav
Ri-dr ba:G hum ooch
Eyen micholi
Sav ebhbhbh (jeeto) Mai sav-r
Keydha mai humarey (y-rd)
Nar kankal amavasya (Tha-d)
Ho andhkar......
With love all
Jagdish Bajantri
Categories:
sav, age, black love, gothic,
Form:
Narrative
Have you ever looked in the mirror
And not recognized the person you saw
Sat back down in fear
Lost your breath in awe
But not the good kind at all
Like your confused
Like this person isn’t you
This caked on makeup, dyed hair, showing skin person isn’t true
This isn’t me
I wish when I was younger I could have seen
I don’t want to grow up
I want to stay little me
Have you ever talked about yourself with someone else and forgot who you were talking about
Like the sound of your own name doesn’t even sound right
It’s something you continue to recite
Your nickname you pretend to hate is more accurate
Savannah is something I accept
Sav is the person I’ve shaped myself into
Maybe not on purpose
But the old me makes me nervous
I’m going to continue to fake it all
Convincing me otherwise is like talking to a wall
If it’s who I am now
Then I should learn to be proud
I’ve blossomed into a new person than I was 2 years ago
It's cringy I know
But I look back at pictures and observe each individual change
See if I can find where the switch was flipped
And it’s strange but there is no certain age or stage that I can pick out
I can’t find just where
I decided to become the one I can’t recognize
Categories:
sav, 11th grade, change,
Form:
Free verse