Almost Caught
I said twenty seven and sixpence
Yes Janet worked with me
She pestered me a bit
She would call me funny names
And sometimes great half a wit
Her girlfriend said Janet needed some
I said twenty seven and sixpence …old time money 2 pounds 7 shillings and sixpence
That lunch we had a rum or two, as a joke
plus one
It was no coincidence
To get your attention
People abuse or tease you soon
We settled on the price and then
We went to her bedroom
Fair suck of the sav
An Aussie quote
how soon it got so better
the ebb n flow
tween toe and toe
till me feet were getting wetter
A car in her front yard we have
Hubby came home in time to catch her
I said he’s in the yard my love
And she flew off like a feather
So she jumped into her dress
Shoved me into the shower quick
And ran to open the door
And I strapped down a bit
So she paid me $2.75c next day
In February 2003.
Don Johnson
Sponsor frank herrera
Contest Name EROTICA
Copyright © Don Johnson | Year Posted 2011
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