Best Satiric Poems

THE SATIRIC
        WARRIOR
Let us sing a song for a hero
The warrior from satiric battles so
.
With a well balanced ball-pointed sword
He became a victorious battle lord
.
St. Philip's Central School, his first war.
Like the Napoleon Bonapart's folklore
.
His name, the divine...

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Jesus was a carpenter, 
he worked with saw and hammer. 
He pounded, banged, for 20 years, 
it was an awful clamor. 
Then he spent three years a'preachin', 
he never had a stammer.
At last they nailed him to a cross, 
nevermore to yammer....

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