Best Rip Off Poems

JACK THE RIP-OFF

cold homicides
from clean quills
vices of knives
sharp sharks
stalk down
Piranha’s
with platitudes
of 
predictability
but in your brain
red is the pain
without gain
expressing
reality
in waves
no need to
explain


© Kim van Breda—22 October 2015...

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I promise I can

I can make you rich, give me fifty quid
I can help you sleep, just turn on my vid
I can change your sex life, NOT LIKE THAT!
I can make your teeth straight and delouse your cat
I can help you grow as a person,...

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Away on a booze cruise,
No beer left in stock.
They charged fifty dollars,
It was a real shock.

I complained it’s not fair,
I want money back.
We’re so sorry, they said,
We’ll give you a snack.

The food was disgusting,
The chef was a prick.
The waiter annoying,
I now feel sea-sick.

I hoyed in...

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