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Best Rip Off Poems

Below are the all-time best Rip Off poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of rip off poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member Mosquito Pete, the Rip Off
Mosquito with a bloody mission

Taking what's mine without permission 

      Loss of blood and a bump
    ...

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Categories: rip off, funny, nature, seasons
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Another Man's Clothes
I wonder
Who I might become
If I wore another man's clothes
If I thought his thoughts
Dreamed his dreams
Lived his heartache
Felt his insanity
Walked along his razor's edge

Would I
Understand
Empathize
Digest...

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Categories: rip off, introspection,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member She Dreams of Him
Your mind has designed the perfect lover
That sensitive man of your special dreams
You wait for him to rip off the covers

Late night dinning with kisses...

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Categories: rip off, fantasy, for him, night,
Form: Terzanelle
She Wore Pineapple Rings For Glasses
She wore pineapple rings for glasses
and walked like jelly dances
I didn't rate her chances
She used to wee standing up
she cooked lemon a'la duck
won the lottery,...

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Categories: rip off, fantasy, food, funny, crazy,
Form: Monorhyme
I Am Caroline Foster
9/20/16

I am Caroline Foster.
I am fifteen-years-old.
I am shortish.
I am rather thin.
I am intelligent I guess.
I am oblivious.
I am weird.
I am childish.
I am different and not...

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Categories: rip off, angst, anti bullying, anxiety,
Form: Free verse



A Beach Lagoon
MONOTETRA: Each stanza contains four 
lines in monorhyme. Each line is in 
tetrameter for a total of eight syllables. 
What makes the Monotetra so powerful...

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Categories: rip off, inspirational, pain, beach, me,
Form: I do not know?
-human-
-Daily Poetry #19, February 16, 2017-
Word: Human

As 
soon as 
I was born,
a label was
thrown on my forehead. 
The world had planned it out,
I was just...

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Categories: rip off, absence, anti bullying, humanity,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member White Tiger
White Tiger

Giant beast, 
un-caged power of destruction, 
taking apart my life one day at a time. 
Ever-growing and living off, 
the suffering of my apparent...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: rip off, abuse, anxiety, divorce, growing
Form: Free verse
Let's Talk About It
I can hear grandma’s voice now, 
“she’s such a beautiful little girl…”

What was it about me that gave him attraction?
Only a sick old man could...

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© Lu Loo  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: rip off, child abuse,
Form: Rhyme
Tats
With a tattoo of Dallas on one breast
She decided she wanted another
After a while she made a decision
To get a tattoo of Paris on the...

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© Pat Adams  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: rip off, body, culture, feelings, identity,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Buddys Bear
Buddy was ripping up stuffed animals
Paw over paw, tail over head
Making sure to rip off their eyes
Tearing out filling, making them dead.

I was buying the...

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Categories: rip off, dog, prayer,
Form: Rhyme
Red Roses
Red roses today are on sale;
For Valentine’s Day they won’t fail
To impress all the gals
Who are more than just pals
And a hint of romance will...

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Categories: rip off, rose, valentines day,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Mike the Mechanic
He can fix anything

no matter the year

the make, the model

but has his own way 

 

No, just throw that

on the scrapheap

with all the others

 

Seriously,...

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© Uwe Stroh  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: rip off, courage,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Never Land Part 2
The alleyways within the maze are paved with rats and mice.

Evangelists with moneyed fists collect the sacrifice

from losers scorned and rubes reborn, and promise paradise,

while...

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Categories: rip off, fantasy,
Form: Rhyme
Herpes New Year
No one ever talks about it
it hurts
it throbs
uncomfortable

\No one knew what to say
especially when it was no longer all about them
but it was

Who have i...

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Categories: rip off, confusion, health, introspection, life,
Form: Free verse

Book: Reflection on the Important Things