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Premium Member Hey Stop Calling Him Retard Joe You Guys
School Bus drivers always have stories to tell and most of them come directly from the children that once our rode our buses. This one is no exception, but it is also a fine example of how kids themselves through laughter can overcome what we...

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Categories: retard, childhood, growing up, life,
Form: Prose
Discard a Retard
Discard A Retard

Problems were difficult and became hard;
We even have President who is a retard;
Idiot that bloomed;
We were doomed;
Must do away with him and then discard.

Jim Horn...

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Categories: retard, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Trump Retard With Total Disregard
Trump Retard with Total Disregard

Trump often heard is  really a retard;
To anything at all has total disregard;
Never consistant,
And persistant;
By orange hair head is badly scarred.

Jim Horn...

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Categories: retard, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



A Testimony, From a Retard
Today I spent hour or two, sitting, on the back porch 
watching how other butterflies, freely 
serenaded blooms in the garden. But, yesterday was
different, much more different than usual. I played 
a lot---the feelings 
of these and that with those who, day and night, surround...

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Categories: retard, caregiving, father, life, mother,
Form: Free verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry