Best Retard Poems

School Bus drivers always have stories to tell and most of them come directly from the children that once our rode our buses. This one...

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~Life Support~

Welcome New Poet To Poetry Soup, 
I offer you a warm smile, in hopes you come back another day.
From the moment I spot your...

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If you are so proud
of your sensibilities and tastes,
so convinced that your arbitrary judgements
are infallible as heartbeats of angels,
if you are the sole instrument of...

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You look stupid in videos on phones at the start,
you don't look like "Badmans" calling women a tart,
when I see those skits I think what...

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Big n hard
well babe its been big n hard,
the dumb retard?
wants planting in pleasures planting pot,
or bring some stole viagra,
just in case its not:)

get a...

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In the heavens above on any given day
Countless stars are born to blaze the skies
Trillions speak their truth through verse and song
As they praise, inspire...

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Hick Phonics - is a language to be taught in all Southern schools.
Here are some excerpts from the Hick Phonics/English Dictionary.
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Heidi - Noun - A...

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Push-Pull leaders
demand your gripe
at either end of their
hangman's rope
Your willing hoist
of their own petard,
the Devil's foist
of his own retard.


"retard" in this sense="delay," as in delaying...

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The room is dark but the light of the window.
She wants to hide
Hiding herself
The words she hears makes her want to cover her face
Covering herself...

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.                  Slammed by
Mother...President...Teacher...Poet...&...Form


     ...

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KING ME!!

"Another date you and I !!"
Sharing moments ~ "Eye To Eye!!"
Lost of words and you know why?
Your trophy is to kill,
mine's to hang you...

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"You're a lot smarter than you look," read the face of my greeting card,
"but then again," the inside stated, "you look like a retard."...

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The immigration is coming for me 
I live in a two bedroom house with eight other families 
We will be deported, this process includes a...

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I am pure Russian and I am the bear
I have  deep dark eyes and black , black hair
Russian girls are very pretty and very...

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Purpose plays pun
Arc aids alarm
Now nothing numbs
Decide deft ditch
Odd old outreach
Rich rustic raid
Aid arms afraid


Churn charming cheer
Honour host here
Attend aware
Restore ride rare
Apply and aid
Desire drops...

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