The New Poet

~Life Support~ Welcome New Poet To Poetry Soup, I offer you a warm smile, in hopes you come back another day. From the moment I spot your name on the new poet list, I roll out the welcome mat, in hopes you will stay I am not afraid of you, I will approach you to say hello I will Annoy you until you stop by and say "YELL-OW!" Please have patience, when my ink has no flame Don't be intimidated by The Poet Destroyer's name, I'm sweet looking like a lollipop and fun like a kitten "Warning!" Don't get too close or you'll be smitten, You can choose to adore or instigate petitions of envy When it comes to PD Even then I am a friendly poet, protected by God's loving levee It's time to introduce myself, call me Linda or PD Unless, you're in constant warfare for the dominance of poetry Then by all means, express yourself retard-ly Verbalize my name, in any which way you like Call me The Poet Destroyer, when tapping the mic All though many here know I'm more of a Poet Supporter A comment crusader, a poetic hoarder I have no shame in my game, I give, I love, I treat everyone the same Unwind, Enjoy all the Xoolness coming to your direction Inspiration, Contest, Friendly Poets, Poems, and Dedications I am not a mentor, I'm not a preacher advocating the perfect poem I am me, original as can be, in time you will seek out my troupe Reminiscing, over the time I was your first, Regale with loving respect, don't judge my hunger and poetic thirst To all new poets I promise, I'll be faithful and follow you like a star Unless, you forget to put gas while side showing in my crystalline car Don't worry, New Poetic Poe, I got your back Taunting you with a copy paste smack Call it a "--Statement--" call it what you want I call it, Love From PD, enjoying the community With a simple hello, and peace out spree CONGRATULATIONS, to all who made it through the years Ain't nobody here worth more than you and your poetry Take this time, and introduce yourself my new friend Remember New Poet: If it weren't for you, this place would be 2005 all over again Always & Forever Age Of Poet Destroyer 6-24-14