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Best Restroom Poems

Below are the all-time best Restroom poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of restroom poems written by PoetrySoup members

The Mysterious Women's Restroom
I accidentally stepped into the women's restroom
Turned around to quickly leave
Noticed there was no one there
Then turned back around for a manly peak

What the ladies...

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Categories: restroom, funny, humor,
Form: Light Verse

Premium Member Another man's Clothes
The idea behind this poem came from reading a poem of the same title, written by Richard “Canadian Man-god” Lamoureux. Now, his poem went in...

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Categories: restroom, games, life, lust,
Form: Prose Poetry
Surfing USA

Drip drip dribble dribble
google harps- here's a fiddle
How does fuzz evolve to stubble
Here's Fred Flinstone- Barney Rubble

WON 5 DOLLARS!- now I'm even
Online poker- guy named...

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Categories: restroom, funny, hilarious,
Form: I do not know?
Its Halloween ladies !
Its halloween  my favorite time of year.
Grown women running around half naked.
Makes me wanna awake the spirt and grab a beer.

Boy i wish my...

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Categories: restroom, funnywomen, halloween, halloween, me, time, women,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Let Your Wind Blow Free

Must explain my reason for grinning
It's not what you might think
Got a cramp down in my nether regions
Maybe too many beans methinks

It's easy for people...

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Categories: restroom, humorous, , memorial,
Form: Quatrain

Simple Suicide
Death is all in the mind
Thinking only of it for sometime
Will things be different or the same
When I am gone under my tame

Knife to use,...

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Categories: restroom, depression, emo, gothic, how i feel,
Form: Blank verse
From my lips to Santas ears

There's something I'd like Santa, may I ask,
I don't want lots of presents, just this one,
delivery won't be an easy task
so do the rest, leave...

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© Viv Wigley  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: restroom, christmas, humor,
Form: Crown of Sonnets
Different Gifts
Now you know all of us
were endowed by our Creator
with different various gifts,
some of us can write, some of
us can draw, some of us just...

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Categories: restroom, humor, people,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member The One Sock Phase
In the factory where he worked
When he noticed, he had to scoff
Several men were walking around
With one sock on and one sock off

He had seen...

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© PAT Adams  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: restroom, character, confusion, humor,
Form: Quatrain
abortion, advice to young women and men
At this hour ... without any planning I write because I got up to use the restroom, but switched on my text messages and saw...

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© Anil Deo  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: restroom, abortion, abuse, addiction, america, bible, forgiveness,
Form: Prose
The Classroom
QUIET, quiet, quiet!!!
Why won't these children listen?
They are constantly talking oblivious of the fact that their education is going down the drain.

Can't they see the...

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Categories: restroom, children, school, education, may, , cute,
Form: Dramatic monologue
Concerning The Preparation of Mexican Cuisine
After handling Jalapeno Peppers, wash your hands thoroughly BEFORE you use the restroom....

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Categories: restroom, food, funny,
Form: Epigram
I kiss the Lips
Light it, hiding in his eyes, because he calms my soul,
he calms me down, and claims my dignity,
I kiss his lips
because he helps me dream,...

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Categories: restroom, addiction, betrayal, body, community, courage, dark,
Form: I do not know?
Only 14 and eager to find love, she sneaks out at four in the morning
Persuading her best friend to come along – meet someone new

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Categories: restroom, addiction, age, boyfriend, emo, first love,
Form: Sestina
Premium Member REMEMBERING

new year’s eve
what didn’t happen
no horns      confetti      fireworks
i fell asleep in my lazy boy

a restroom...

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Categories: restroom, new year,
Form: Tanka
Orange balloon
   Just him and I with his orange balloon
2 tickets for every ride
   The ambiance played the strangest tune
The crowds of...

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Categories: restroom, child,
Form: Free verse

It’s time to lounge and contemplate,
Allowing the crap to all hang out.
While full bowels disintegrate
The gas attacks, having to shout.

Relief is done gradually 
And Cabernet...

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Categories: restroom, food, funny, wine,
Form: Sonnet
The Graffiti of Middle Earth
Or Bored With The Rings

Carved into a tree in Mirkwood:
Watch out for Treebeard, girls. He's fast!

On a restroom wall in the Shire:
Hoo boy! that Bilbo...

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Categories: restroom, cool, fairy, gender, nonsense, satire, word
Form: List
Premium Member A Hole
I'm just a regular guy with a regular job,
Just your average, run of the mill suburbanite slob.
I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane,
while motorists...

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Categories: restroom, dedication,
Form: Rhyme
A Grand Carlyle Residue via 1989
Stymied synergistic stoolcumers synchronized
of gifted glib galb garbage run of mouth
nicotine rings of one night 
no promise quickly spilled
ever taxed gestured pocket
pool. tandem coulpling random...

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Categories: restroom, change, character, culture, emotions, life, longing,
Form: Free verse
I Am A Couch Potato
By Roy Merritt

I am a couch potato, but not russet, red or white
I’m the kind of potato that sits up late...

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Categories: restroom, children, food, growing up, health, wisdom,
Form: Rhyme
The Balloon Teacher
It was the last period.
The breezy school day was almost done.
Mrs. Johnson and her English class relished
Getting a restroom break and a bit of sun.

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Categories: restroom, imagination,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Observed in a Small Town
It was Friday night in small town, USA. The convenience store clerk was outside in the parking lot, arguing with her boyfriend. Instant recognition, one...

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Categories: restroom, humanity, life, youth,
Form: Prose
Premium Member Bored in Manhattan
There was a street walker 
Who was quite a talker

She vacationed in a place called Manhattan
But the people spoke no French or Latin

When she spoke...

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© Eve Roper  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: restroom, confusion, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The little pen that tried to get drunk
That goofball husband of hers brought her to this joint to see her get drunk for the very first time. She actually plugged her nose...

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Categories: restroom, funny, husband, drink, husband, morning, time,
Form: Narrative