Best Restroom Poems

I accidentally stepped into the women's restroom
Turned around to quickly leave
Noticed there was no one there
Then turned back around for a manly peak

What the ladies do in here 
Has always been a mystery
So I lurked about and scouted out
To let all the other men know...

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Iron stained toilet
Floating cockroaches spoil it
Gut wrenching toilet

By Robb A. Kopp
All Rights Reserved © MMX...

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stinker   in the      woods

how do you                              rest  ...

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The Public Restroom

By Elton Camp

When “Number One” demands our attention
Then males have less of a problem to mention
Because we are always able to quite safely stand
While we care for the necessary matter at hand

With females who are less conveniently plumbed
To a much greater health risk...

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some haave musc
some with prefume
lights the bloom
and you got to go
some like a show
get there soon
before noon
you may uese
IF YOU 
NEED A
REST ROOM...

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its roon
with music tune
the lights or gloon
has smell
that ring bells
come by before noon
you can uese
MY RESTROOM...

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Few odd kilometers now
In this short walk.
The feet all sore
And the mind, sulk.
"Who knows where the park is
Or when the time to bed is?"

The brain is full of shade.
The head needs its shrewd.
If the mouth won't say,
The body would.
"Is it permissible to be in the...

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The summer sun shines brightly,                                    Rooster invites the day light...

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