The Public Restroom
The Public Restroom
By Elton Camp
When “Number One” demands our attention
Then males have less of a problem to mention
Because we are always able to quite safely stand
While we care for the necessary matter at hand
With females who are less conveniently plumbed
To a much greater health risk they are succumbed
Ladies, you might not be very happy if you meet
The last person who it was that sat on that seat
She might have been sick or even very nearly dead
Who can know what horrible germs she has spread
And while endlessly inside the restroom you delay,
I’ll be finished in a couple of minutes & on my way
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