Best Reputedly Poems
The Pedicure VirginI don't know what came over me that day - an instant of weakness after years of resistance, I suppose.
My beaming spouse leads me, a dog on a short leash, into the forbidden citadel, the sanctum sanctorum of feminine fastidiousness, the dreaded nail salon.
As we...
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Categories:
reputedly, humor,
Form:
Prose
The Secret Lives of Chimney Pots IiGazing down along the zealously
Monitored borders of well clipped
Evergreen Privet hedges.
Standing watchful guard over
Divisions
Re-enforced by concrete posts and
Darkly stained, wooden, wavy-lap
Fences;
Age-old neighbourly disputes, petty
Grudges and childish jealousies -
Ably demonstrated by various
Patchworks of shabbily constructed
And hastily planted defences!
Seated high in our remote eyries
We watch...
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Categories:
reputedly, philosophy,
Form:
Rhyme
An Uncanny TruthA few also rented words by David Archuletta:
"A Writing style technique that hides with an evasiveness, while still long steeped in confusion."
The above Copyrighted and Trademarked sentence shouts of compound meaning. Both of which, represent two distinct thought processes commonly associated with New Jersey...
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Categories:
reputedly, allegory, allusion,
Form:
Prose
The Truth Is Still the TruthI'm searching far and wide for the facts, getting my hands dirty in the process
When we conquer nations, I say bloodshed and they say progress
I have no desire to be burned at the stake
Simply practicing freedom of speech for Pete's sake
I know it's gonna hurt...
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Categories:
reputedly, corruption, political, sorrow,
Form:
Rhyme
Part Two a Lifetime Too Late Is Somewhere Over the RainbowCopyright 2014 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
POETIC LYRICS BY THOMAS LAM HSI (ANDRESS)
(Continuation)
So I guess I'll keep dreaming...and hoping...that maybe...THE GODS WILL
RETURN...OR MAYBE I'LL KEEP LOOKING!
LOVE IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL WORD...and I love those "Cry-baby" films!
By the way...I am "The World's Strongest Man!"
Poet's Own Notes:
At a 'strength...
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Categories:
reputedly, absence, angel, april,
Form:
Ballad
If Ever I Had a Country : Lxiv and LxvIF EVER I HAD A COUNTRY : LXIV - LXV
NOTE (facts to bear in mind while reading) : Under the French Penal Code, harm done to the infirm, minors and seniors (i.e. over 65) is punishable up to fifteen years in prison, coupled with commensurable...
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Categories:
reputedly, allegory, anti bullying, corruption,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
The Ballad of Ma PossumTHE BALLAD OF MA POSSUM
Roofing like a penthouse floor,
Tis not a haunt but Ma's snore.
A wombatic possum in appearance,
Being nature's pinup is her arrogance.
Her distintictive, brush, bob tail, loss,
reputedly, respected as the boss poss.
Hearing her grunt and fight,
echoing a freaky still night fright.
Oh!, nightlife beware,
if...
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Categories:
reputedly, animal, environment, fun, humorous,
Form:
Ballad
Rehashing History: Albert Einstein, relatively speakingAlbert Einstein was an interesting guy,
Indisputably smart and reputedly shy.
His legacy's statistical,
But had he been more egotistical,
Instead of E=mc2, he might have called his theory "Me, myself, and pi".
...
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Categories:
reputedly, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Ali's SongAli's Song
by Michael R. Burch
for Muhammad Ali
They say that gold don’t tarnish. It ain’t so.
They say it has a wild, unearthly glow.
A man can be more beautiful, more wild.
I flung their medal to the river, child.
I flung their medal to the river, child.
They hung their...
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Categories:
reputedly, boxing day , butterfly, discrimination,
Form:
Verse
Fake Gnus'Tis noted that some media at times express divisive and jaundiced views!
Hence, such inane twaddle has reputedly become known as fake gnus!
(Written with considerable tongue in cheek and with profuse apologies
to the innocent African antelope known as a gnu!)...
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Categories:
reputedly, humorous, irony,
Form:
Couplet
Unsung Threnody For a Well Sewn HeroBare skull and cross bones
existence on the peripheral
outskirts of poker flats
lives a slip of a man,
whereat he never felt deserving
accolades linkedin
...
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Categories:
reputedly, 12th grade, america, celebration,
Form:
Ballad
Santa, Or JesusSANTA, OR JESUS
While talking with a niece of mine
She spoke of Santa Claus
And then she spoke of Jesus
Then sat in a lengthy pause
If you believe in Santa Claus
That's okay with me
But Santa Claus didn't die for us
Hanging on a cruel tree
Santa's nice to have...
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Categories:
reputedly, christmas, jesus, spiritual,
Form:
Rhyme
Smiling In InfamySmiling in Infamy
NAJIB Razak might be jailed up to 125 years and fined a total of RM210 million if found guilty of corruption in relation to a former 1MDB unit
??????????
Hohoho....
Nothing can be more refreshing....
Than rereading an old news so profound that it strikes you as...
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Categories:
reputedly, betrayal, community, memory,
Form:
Political Verse
More Prophetic Than PoeticAmerican broadcasts carry details
emerging from government hints
indicating journalists kindly “leaked” major news
of presidential quote reputedly saying,
“Trump’s ultimate victors were xenophobic young zealots.”...
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Categories:
reputedly, political,
Form:
ABC
Montgomery County Pennsylvania Housing Choice VoucherMontgomery County Pennsylvania housing choice voucher...
eligibility predicated upon mandatory fingerprinting
Courtesy anticipatory anxiety
breeds palmar hyperhidrosis
(i.e. hands adrip
with profuse perspiration)
honest to dog truthfully
most inconvenient malady
holds Earthling (yours truly)
in precarious emotional balance
me silently screaming
against ill fated physiological disorder
also upending prospective
employment ambitions (parttime).
Qualification to acquire said voucher
(essentially to help...
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Categories:
reputedly, angel, celebration, happy, home,
Form:
Free verse