Best Poorly Poems

Fingertips click a
desperate breakbeat
as eyes glaze over
in blue light baptism
please overwhelm me

Binary jungle,
you glowing cesspit
through the clipping
curtain echoes a choir
of post-post ironic
agoraphobics. 

Dopamine is a myth,
an expired meme 
deemed mega cringe
Let the file rot into 
informational abscess

Here we all wait before
Heaven's blockchained gate
tired of partaking...

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Lofty was a very large giraffe 
he got ill from standing in a draught,
got a very sore throat 
and sounded like a goat
funny to see a giraffe look daft.

1/2/2018
Contest funny poem for a seven year old
Sponsored by Kevin Shaw....

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“I’ll tell you one about the Big Red Dog
He’s big and clumsy but you love him despite this
Well, kids, Clifford's big bones just turned six!
but bad news, he’s got arthritis...

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If I ever catch you cheating on me
I'll kill myself and then I'll kill you and he....

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Poorly Behaving Politicians
By Franklin Price
3/5/2016

Poorly behaving politicians
Wouldn't want to be their mother
Their wife, their father, sister
Or especially their twin brother

Wouldn't want to show my face
Out on the street on just a whim
Not  where is he was campaigning
Someone may think that I was him...

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I often speak to the moon 
In quatrain 
And verse 
Asking 
Deliberate 
Questions
Of her

She Responds 
As all beautiful 
Visions do
And weeps for 
My garish 
Words...

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Why do you treat me poorly? 

All I did was give you my love and trust. 
And still you treat me like I am nothing to you. 

You go around and flirt with all the girls. 
Honestly, it makes me want to hurl. 

When you...

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(revised)
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.
We have 
the agreed engagement of
fingers and the casual 
brace of arm on waist and
laughter to break the silence.
We sleep with limb touching limb
and feel the brief vacuum of absence.
.
I tell her that she
spent most of her life
orbiting around people
who never learned how
to show love.
.
I...

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Picture Poorly Painted
 
 
There is no way that I should be sainted,
For my tainted  picture I poorly painted;
This poem was bad,
Which seemed sad;
When seen by people they had fainted.
 
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet...

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People aren't pawns...pushed to places strategically
but the more I seem to disagree....with this pawnscape, politically
My stomach sours watching a globe played like games of "Risk"
  or Chess to bring back that we are not your pawns
Our sons and daughters weren't put here to further...

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Trump Poorly Raised

Trump himself always has praised,
While as child he was poorly raised,
His greatest goal,
From people stole,
Then idiot supporters truly amazed.

Jim Horn

Jim Horn...

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To put it poorly,
You are the taste of chocolate
And the pulse of being high
Of caffeine running through my lungs
Of screaming towards the sky
And to put it even poorer,
I know a bird who cannot fly
A tiny owl, pink toucan,
A gray parakeet named Lice
To put it worst...

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Oh dear I do feel poorly 
oh dear I do feel weird
My chest it is a wheezing 
I’ve infection in my ears
I cannot hear a blooming thing 
Oh dear I do feel quite done in

My Parkinson’s leg is shaking 
like I have St Vitus Dance
I...

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Pain it's back again 
Coursing through each vein
Pain it never leaves 
Consuming me for its needs
Pain hangs on me 
Theres no where to hide or flee 
Pain my bestest friend 
Haunting me to no end 
Pain emotional physical 
It's no luxury or paradisiacal
Pain lies in...

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