Best Poll Poems

A farmer drove into town.
Some posters made him frown.
They said, "Go to the Poll".
He said,"In the pasture below?"
"Right now, they're standing a'chowin'".

(To understand this limerick, you must understand that a polled cow has no horns from birth)...

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Are you going to tie me up to a poll,
put me in the sky
and give me air like a flag

 or

are you going to let me
love you.

Tallan J Bent (c) 11.08.2009 03:25Hrs...

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its  up to you
this you must do
get there
so your aware
don't just stare
its our gold
FINE OUT
WHERE'S YOUR
VOTING POLL...

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After taking a new poll in southern Siam
She locked the papers in a vault, tight as a clam
When they asked her why
She said with a sigh,
"Because a poll vaulter is what I am!"...

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Leap Year's "poll" vault
Olympic primary trials
Push-over leaps by party default
others limp away with denials.
Sis boom bah; blah, blah, blah, 
"poll'-itics and the media.

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On an eve in February,
As I placed my gears I peruse
What words I have lying around,
What comes to me so heavily
Is the memory of my old crushed car.

So why did my foot go forward not backward
And why did the flivver slap the old telephone pole,
And...

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Voters turn consumers
Using their votes 
To buy money 
At the poll markets...

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be at the door
if you poor
still go
like before
we need golds
as your told
pick quick
at the
VOTEING POLL
S...

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this you should know
as you go
am the brick wall
incase you fall
if you carry heavy load
and about to fold
can't make your gold
AM YOUR LEANING
POLL...

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he came  with  a bag
its was sag
fiill with gifts and toys
for little girls and boy
now he full fill his gold
drop that load
its back
a fact
SANTA AND THE NORTH POLL...

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The Poll That Matters
By Franklin Price
11/6/2018

At last the poll that matters
Has reached its final day
The end of midterm mayhem
When we voters have our say

Pat yourself upon your back
If you already made your choice
Made your mark for who you want
Had your “We the People” voice

If not,...

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                                  When it is Time to Reflect

     ...

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Now, rarer than a virgin
By a very wide margin
And being forced to take Eagle’s flights
From polling stations of Ugly fights.

In many countries
Being hanged on their tallest trees
And given a cause to grip ‘The Rescuing Near’
All the time wearing some bitter tear

Free-and-fair Election
Needs the greater protection
Of...

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If one was to poll Americans nation wide
and ask them if they supported apartheid.
Most would defiantly deny and say, 
but their our allies..
If we asked most Americans do we need a
wall, to bar people of color from coming here at all?
Should we only let in...

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The last breath
The last death
The last phone call
The last fall
The last funeral
The last burial
The last roll
The last poll
The last smile
The last style
The last flight
The last rite
The last crap
The last stop
Alas! Somewhere
There is a last
That we can bear
We need the past
To move on in life
After a...

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